Chat Newbs read this first....

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Fellas- trying to keep this serious here.... something for all the newbs that come in and flounder, a little something to try and help them survive...

I am hoping this ends up sticky quality material....

Please add your thoughts...

1 You will get messed with around here... It helps to have a sense of humor...

2 There are lots of smart people here so be daring with your topics... You might have a PHD in astrophysics... chances are some meathead here knows more than you....

3 If you are a girl you will be plaqued by "Show us your titts" comments - Like a dog humping your leg it is best to just give in and get it over with...

4 If you need help with a technical problem, someone here may very well know the answer...

5 If you need help with a personal problem, someone here definitely does not know the answer...

6 If you run into Poyeboy, he likes to be adressed as "Sweettits" or "BigTitsMcGee"

 

[argent]

#2 is the backbone of that post

 

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Please add to the list.... rules for newbs

 

[gonelifting]

NOW you tell me!

Can I start over?

 

[Bullit]

chances are some MEATHEAD here knows more than you....

Holy shit did you ever mispell Bullit.

Tard.

 

[Boulder257]

perfect post!

 

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7 If you run into Bullit tell him about the "Fun" girl you slept with, and the time you doubled her with your buddy... and the time she "entertained" the whole football team...

 

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8 If somone give you karma it is customary to give it back...

 

[Bullit]

8 If somone give you karma it is customary to give it back...

No.

Thats lame.
I never give back, and dont expct it when I give it.
And I'm super fucking righteous so do what I do.

Only give K where its due.

 

[landser]

Fuck you.

 

[landser]

No but seriously, three rules: this isn't real life, these arent your real friends, and this place is largely just a waste of time.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

#2 is the backbone of that post

 

[Lestat]

#6 is the backbone of that post from a humor standpoint

 

[WODIN]

If someone gives you red karma no one else cares. AT ALL. So don't post a thread about it.

Green dots and posts counts mean nothing.

 

[Becoming]

Thats lame.
I never give back, and dont expct it when I give it.

Okay I will make you a concession...

9 People are here to have fun so try to lighten up a little

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

If someone gives you red karma no one else cares. AT ALL. So don't post a thread about it.

Green dots and posts counts mean nothing.

you are an old washed up assclown. go playwith 2 thick and his band of mutant minions

 

[Becoming]

If someone gives you red karma no one else cares. AT ALL. So don't post a thread about it.

Green dots and posts counts mean nothing.

From someone who has a lot of both....

Rich people like to say money doesn't bring happiness...

I never heard a poor person say that...

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Grey karma means EVERYTHING

 

[jackangel]

No.

Thats lame.
I never give back, and dont expct it when I give it.
And I'm super fucking gay like ya know.

Only give K where its due.

point for point, this is some of the truest shit ever posted.

 

[SoreArms]

10. Take the CAPS LOCK off or you will be banned

 

[Mr. dB]

perfect post!

No, he misspelled "plagued"

 

[Imnotdutch]

you are an old washed up assclown. go playwith 2 thick and his band of mutant minions

Do I detect jealousy?

 

[BileStew]

Re: Re: Chat Newbs read this first....

Holy shit did you ever mispell Bullit.

Tard.

Misspell.

heh

 

[chesty]

I don't have a lot of karma and the only rule is there is no rule until it gets ugly, then we gotta moderate.

 

[chesty]

Oh and follow the TOS

 

[PoyeBoy]

6 If you run into Poyeboy, he likes to be adressed as "Sweettits" or "BigTitsMcGee"

I hat you