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Chat & Conversations MISS SYNTHOL 2003 CONTEST!

  • Thread starter Thread starter DcupSheepNipples
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Who do you choose for MISS SYNTHOL 2003?

  • Contestant #1

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Contestant #2

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Contestant #3

    Votes: 6 28.6%
  • Contestant #4

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • Contestant #5

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • Contestant #6

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Contestant #7

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other please post pic

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    21
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DcupSheepNipples

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Well who do you think represents Miss Synthol the best! Obviously you should judge by who is the best overall! You can combine looks, muscle tone, synthol usage, adams apple, facial hair, non boobage, and who you think would tear you apart in the bedroom or kick your ass!

Now remember if you have another contestant in mind just post her pick and vote for other! Please no Men! All contestants must be naturally born woman! Keep it discrete! No nudes or super disgusting photos! I want my contest to have class!

If this contest goes well I will submit the reality program idea of "Miss Synthol" to Fox for next falls TV schedule!

Barbie Blue Balls!
Contestant #1

Rebecca De Methandriol!
Contestant #2

Sally Test Butts!
Contestant #3

Samantha Synthol!
Contestant #4

Cherokee Lats!
Contestant #5

J. Grow!
Contestant #6

Alice Amazonia!
Contestant #7
 
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i can't choose, either 2 4 or 5

fuck, i'm gonna go do some cardio, i never want to look like that
 
WoW!!! I do like what I see.

I actually think that #4 was the winner....toss up between 3 and 4 though..but I think that they are all beautiful!!!!

B True
 
LOL HOLY SHIT THESE CHIX ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

They have fukking mental issues if they think they look even the slightest bit good (to any healthy minded male)

Now are we voting for the httest out of all of them or who we think has the most synthol or what
 
Guys this is not Rotten.com so keep this away please. Otherwise offender will be banned.

.........damn I just lost my erection....
 
b fold the truth said:
WoW!!! I do like what I see.

I actually think that #4 was the winner....toss up between 3 and 4 though..but I think that they are all beautiful!!!!

B True

Tell me you're not serious Bfold.

i don't mind a bit of tone and muscle but that would be like cuddling up to an SUV.
 
So far Chat & Conversations MISS SYNTHOL 2003 CONTEST has been a run away success! However we do need some more votes to validate our contest!

I have found another contestant for the "Other Vote"
Beatrice Biceps!
http://www.female-bodybuilders.org/pictures/female-bodybuilders-32.jpg

No matter if Miss Synthol makes it to TV or not I am now motivated to out do this contest in the future on Elight!


Sincerely, DcupSheepNipples

Miss Synthol 2003 Contest Director!
 
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are we voting for the best looking or the most synthol'd out she male?

Best Overall!

Who do you think represents Miss Synthol the best! Obviously you should judge by who is the best overall! You can combine looks, muscle tone, synthol usage, adams apple, facial hair, non boobage, and who you think would tear you apart in the bedroom or kick your ass!

So far Samantha Synthol! is winning! It could be the name or she is the best representative of a Synthol Woman!
 
The Nature Boy said:
are we voting for the best looking or the most synthol'd out she male?


#2 has a huge GH gut.

I don't think you could possibly have a vote on "best looking." The more appropriate subject of this poll would have to be "least bad looking," but even then you'd be stretching it.

-Warik
 
I think that muscular women have amazing bodies. Having said that even I must admit that a few of these women just look downright odd... because they more resemble their masculine side-show freak male counterparts than muscular women.

Just to put it in perspective for you guys - how many women who really like muscular guys would EVER want to lay under a freak like say, Ronnie Coleman. I REALLY, REALLY have a thing for muscular men, but shit I would think that if I ever doinked a dude like Coleman or any of the pros today they would drop dead of a heart attack before they ever even got one "pump" in, let alone a few hours of quality fucking.

I voted the lat chick... something just isn't right about the way she looks.
 
im lookin at these pics and then lookin at my guns and its taken me all of one billion of a second to figure out whos more lit up

YOKED LIK A FUCKIN OSTRETCH EGG
 
The one of J Grow (Michelle Ralabate) is so morph it isn't even funny. She normally looking like this. Her wrists were huge in that morphed pic. Some were still pretty funny.


morph.jpg


compare to this
r5.jpg
 
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MassiveGunz said:
im lookin at these pics and then lookin at my guns and its taken me all of one billion of a second to figure out whos more lit up

YOKED LIK A FUCKIN OSTRETCH EGG


WHATEVER YOUR OTHER HANDLE IS, DELETE THAT ACCOUNT AND POST UNDER THIS ACCOUNT FROM NOW ON. YOU ARE BY FAR THE FUNNIEST MEMBER HERE.



KAYNE
 
vinylgroover said:


Tell me you're not serious Bfold.

i don't mind a bit of tone and muscle but that would be like cuddling up to an SUV.

Yes...I am actually serious. What can I say?

I find these women attractive but I have always loved hard muscle. Maybe I am weird...but muscular women need men to love them too.

B True
 
Samantha Synthol Wins! Congratulations!

I will now break out in song for the winner!

Miss Synthol

You were the apple of the public's eye as you cut the ribbon at the local mall
A mirage for both you and us. How can it be real?
We love your body in that photograph, your home state sure must be proud
The queen of Elight, or have you lost your crown

Well aren't you Miss Synthol
Don't you Miss Synthol
Won't you Miss Synthol
Our love

Well are you really who we think you are
Or does that smile seem to wear you down
This girl who you once were is screaming jump out
This dream that you must live - a disease for which there is no cure
This roller coaster ride you're on won't stop to let you off

Well aren't you Miss Synthol
Don't you Miss Synthol
Won't you Miss Synthol
Our love

Miss Synthol, Miss Synthol
Miss Synthol, Miss Synthol

Well it's true just take a look - The cover sometimes makes the book
And the judges, do they ever ask to read between your lines
And in your cage at the human zoo, they all stop to look at you
Next year, what will you do when you have been forgotten

Well aren't you Miss Synthol
Don't you Miss Synthol
Won't you Miss Synthol
Our love
 
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I thought this was ironic, sorry to all non platnium, i still can't figure out how to post a damn pic.
 
TEXgrl said:
i can't choose, either 2 4 or 5

fuck, i'm gonna go do some cardio, i never want to look like that
You won't without lots of steroids. I wonder if these "girls" start out just wanting a little muscle tone, and to drop a few pounds,and they just get carried away? THat Cherokee Lats chick is deformed. She gets my vote.
 
You mean all of these aren't severely photoshopped? NO FUCKING WAY. And if proving me wrong requires that I look at more pictures...still, NO FUCKING WAY.

In other words, I'm right. Because I have to be right. Otherwise, I'll lose what's left of my mind.

:(
 
jackangel said:
You mean all of these aren't severely photoshopped? NO FUCKING WAY. And if proving me wrong requires that I look at more pictures...still, NO FUCKING WAY.

In other words, I'm right. Because I have to be right. Otherwise, I'll lose what's left of my mind.

:(

Nope! Several of those chicks have been in a lot of BB mags and photo shoots etc! If you live in any of the small BB meca's you see those Buff kind of chicks all the time!

I suggest that you up your dose of meds!
 
Ok I'll agree with that. I just hope she doesn't kick my ass. She'd look so much nicer without most of that mass, of course (and all you freaks can keep your contrary opinions to yourselves :D ).
 
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