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Caught Injecting in the Locker Room!!!

Victorian guy

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

The other day, at the gym, I was in the locker room with my chauffeur/training assistant/security advisor, Nobby, getting in some injections post-workout. Using 10cc, 23 gauge needles, Nobby gave me a 8cc shot of test in each buttock, then I injected 5cc of decca into my traps, and, running out of places to inject (the quads and shoulders had taken their share a couple of days previously) I decided to get a couple of cc's into my hand- in the muscle between the thumb and first finger. Just as I was drawing some tren, in walked another gym member. Used syringes, amps, vials, bloodied cotton swabs, etc., littered the changeroom floor. Nobby had done his round of injections before me, and the litter was considerable. This ignorant fellow comes in, a 40ish, pony-tailed, spandex wearing 'here-to-get-toned' wanker and, as he steps over the sea of amps, proceeds to look scornfully, and worriedly, at Nobby and I.

"What, may I ask, are YOU looking at?" I inquired. "Perhaps you, Sir, could use a a bit of testosterone, you fucking wanker!" I cried. Nobby quickly drew 10cc from a bottle of test prop, and, seizing the man round the neck, rammed the syringe into the man's arse- right through his spandex- and in a second had injected the entire contents into the man's buttock! The man screamed, and, thankless for the help Nobby was simply trying to provide, ran screaming from the changeroom- the needle still sticking out of his arse!

We sat in the changeroom laughing heartily. Suddenly, in stormed the manager. "This is totally unacceptable! You are banned!" he screamed. Barely were the last syllables out of his mouth when Nobby and I seized him, held him upside down, carried him to the washroom, shoved his head in the toilet and flushed repeatedly. Then we carried him to the gym floor and flung him out the front door. Packing our things, we stormed out!

What on earth ever happened to a man's privacy, brothers?
 
Fucking moron...
 
Let me guess, Nobby is your body guard because you are a
science fiction fantasy writer that comes up with shit like the Enquirer?

Jdabs


Karma to Ironfist, you hit it on the head.
 
Fuck, Victorian Guy, I just spilled some of my strawberry yumm yumm protein shake all over my keyboard, stop posting funny shit like this!
 
Victorian guy said:
Banned at www.anabolex.com- a pathetic excuse for a 'hardcore' bbding site.

Now can we ban this turd here??? PLEASE????? Listen Vicky, why
don't you go post this stupid shit on another board!!! NOBODY
WANT'S TO READ IT HERE!!! YOU FUCKIN WANKER!!
g
 
jdabs said:
Let me guess, Nobby is your body guard because you are a
science fiction fantasy writer that comes up with shit like the Enquirer?

Jdabs


Karma to Ironfist, you hit it on the head.

:mommakin: :mommakin: :mommakin: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Victorian guy said:
I decided to get a couple of cc's into my hand- in the muscle between the thumb and first finger.

You are an idiot!...


Everyone knows that with hand injections you are supposed to inject between the MIDDLE and RING fingers!:p

:D LOL
 
Aussie Juga naught said:


Dude this is meant to be a joke...:rolleyes:

I finally figured this out after seeing several of his posts, but its still not funny :confused:
 
Ok, maybe these posts are getting a little boring/predictable, but you guys should know what to expect by now.
 
I bet some of you guys don't find anything funny! There's not too many people who can write entertaining stories like Victorian guy, so don't anyone ban him. Best one yet.
 
Aussie Juga naught said:
Dude this is meant to be a joke...:rolleyes:
GRRR!! Whats you're problem Aussie? :mad:

;) Follow the back story (read through all the replies)...Roid rage- TRUE story- must read!!!


I will agree with one thing, funny or not, these stories should be posted elsewhere (i.e. chat and conversation).

Seriously though, I see many, many posts that are a much more flagrant waste of board space than these. Ask a mod to move the posts and tell the dude what can and cannot be posted here. Why get all bent out of shape?
 
The only thing funnier than his stories are the fool who rush to the thread and call "bullshit" and "I bet you didn't really do that".
 
VG,

You are such a bad ass! I never would have had the balls to do any of that macho stuff. 16cc's in my ass 5cc's in my traps. You must be HUGE to be injecting such volume. I have to admit, if I would have walked in on you and your servant, I probably would have deficated in my pants and ran like hell in fear. I can feel your machismo now, I am beginning to tremble. I cannot help but feel intimidated by you. I guess after years of intense training, superior genetics and the best gear money can buy its no wonder you have attained a Godlike status. Since you are held in such high regards by all who are graced by your presence, would it be possible to receive a souvineer from you? Maybe a spent amp, bloody cotton ball, dirty needle? Or maybe a sweaty towel? Please sir, tell me some more of your real life events. Please..............

Arias
 
Arias said:
VG,

You are such a bad ass! I never would have had the balls to do any of that macho stuff. 16cc's in my ass 5cc's in my traps. You must be HUGE to be injecting such volume. I have to admit, if I would have walked in on you and your servant, I probably would have deficated in my pants and ran like hell in fear. I can feel your machismo now, I am beginning to tremble. I cannot help but feel intimidated by you. I guess after years of intense training, superior genetics and the best gear money can buy its no wonder you have attained a Godlike status. Since you are held in such high regards by all who are graced by your presence, would it be possible to receive a souvineer from you? Maybe a spent amp, bloody cotton ball, dirty needle? Or maybe a sweaty towel? Please sir, tell me some more of your real life events. Please..............

Arias
:rolleyes:
 
LOL - I love how many people are just going on about how it doesn't sound real. lol - duh, it is obviously a joke.

what ever happened to awareness of sarcasm?
 
i still cant come to terms with the fact that some guys are proud as shit over the fact that they are juicing.
 
MrMuscle said:
i still cant come to terms with the fact that some guys are proud as shit over the fact that they are juicing.

**Throws the gang sign for Steroid User**

Juice is life fool!
Word.
 
im not judging anybody or anything, well, trying not to anyway. but i just dont see why anybody would want to brag about it.
 
MrMuscle said:
im not judging anybody or anything, well, trying not to anyway. but i just dont see why anybody would want to brag about it.

*Just points to his "Juice Life" tat on his stomach*
 
Re: Re: Caught Injecting in the Locker Room!!!

gUiLe said:


Now can we ban this turd here??? PLEASE????? Listen Vicky, why
don't you go post this stupid shit on another board!!! NOBODY
WANT'S TO READ IT HERE!!! YOU FUCKIN WANKER!!
g


Well I for one love the exploits of vic and Nobby.... LONG LIVE NOBBY!!!!!!!
 
Hey lay off, assholes! That was a great story. Dont you guys have anything better to do than be jerks to someone with talent and imagination? Maybe you all could use some testosterone! Fuckers!
 
CockMongrel said:
Hey lay off, assholes! That was a great story. Dont you guys have anything better to do than be jerks to someone with talent and imagination? Maybe you all could use some testosterone! Fuckers!

Well said.
 
dude, how many fucking gyms do you have in your area. for you to keep getting banned from them, you must be flying to gyms in your helicopter or learjet by now. dumbass.

j to da 2
 
This entire thread is the funniest on the site. I can't believe some actually thought it was real. That is the funniest thing about it.

Hats off to you Jesus for understanding we are not perfect creatures. May I have your blessing to bump up my gear on my next cycle?
 
Racer-X99 said:

Hats off to you Jesus for understanding we are not perfect creatures. May I have your blessing to bump up my gear on my next cycle?

don't forget your orange juice!

j to da 2
 
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