Cats are just getting ridicurous

[Smurfy]

Thread of the Week right here.

I had these kittens for a while after my ex snatched them up from the wild. fuckin wild ass kitties

 

[Smurfy]

Very large dog

 

[Smurfy]

wtf is this?

 

[H_T_]

nice tag on that tramps ass.

 

[Smurfy]

nice tag on that tramps ass.

yeah lots of tramps up in Wisconsin Cheese Country.

 

[H_T_]

it's unfair though, with the labels. a woman with a lot of cats is a cat lady. a guy with cats is gay.

 

[heatherrae]

it's unfair though, with the labels. a woman with a lot of cats is a cat lady. a guy with cats is gay.

What is with all the bloody eyed women pics on the internet. It is getting cliched. don't you think?

 

[H_T_]

What is with all the bloody eyed women pics on the internet. It is getting cliched. don't you think?

A) shup, `fore i call Capt. Backhand and tell him to pay you another visit. or, option B) would you like to be one?

 

[heatherrae]

A) shup, `fore i call Capt. Backhand and tell him to pay you another visit. or, option B) would you like to be one?

Calm down, Margaret, it has to be tequila shooter night at some dive bar in Detroit.

 

[H_T_]

Calm down, Margaret, it has to be tequila shooter night at some dive bar in Detroit.

i scoff @ tequila. i drink a Polish vodka. and nothing else. and your stock is sinking like one of the Professors rafts after Gilligan got a hold of it. so, do something to make me like you fast, Millicent...

 

[heatherrae]

i scoff @ tequila. i drink a Polish vodka. and nothing else. and your stock is sinking like one of the Professors rafts after Gilligan got a hold of it. so, do something to make me like you fast, Millicent...

I could try to convince you to stop cutting yourself. You are scaring small children.

 

[H_T_]

I could try to convince you to stop cutting yourself. You are scaring small children.

scars = character. at least that's what my therapist says....

 

[heatherrae]

scaring, as in frightening, Louisa.

 

[H_T_]

scaring, as in frightening, Louisa.

you have no idea how bad i'd like to choke you.

 

[heatherrae]

you have no idea how bad i'd like to choke you.

You dont know how badly I wish you would mix poppers and autoeroticasphyxiation to tragic end.


lol...only kidding, gabby. Who would I have to play with then?

 

[H_T_]

You dont know how badly I wish you would mix poppers and autoeroticasphyxiation to tragic end.


lol...only kidding, gabby. Who would I have to play with then?

your dialating gash? and poppers give me a headache...

 

[heatherrae]

your dialating gash? and poppers give me a headache...

Which would still be smaller than 100% of your tricks' ...lol.

 

[H_T_]

Which would still be smaller than 100% of your tricks' ...lol.

they're that way after our first time. i won't apologize.

 

[heatherrae]

they're that way after our first time. i won't apologize.

 

[H_T_]

that's nervous laughter.

 

[heatherrae]

that's nervous laughter.

Post em up. I won't laugh. I promise. lol.

 

[H_T_]

Post em up. I won't laugh. I promise. lol.

that's private stuff.

 

[heatherrae]

that's private stuff.

Yeah, I wouldn't want to offend your delicate sensibilities, there, Angelica.

 

[H_T_]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to offend your delicate sensibilities, there, Angelica.

*sings* you wanna see my penis....

 

[heatherrae]

*sings* you wanna see my penis....

Just want to verify that you have one. You get sort of PMSesque sometimes.

 

[H_T_]

Just want to verify that you have one. You get sort of PMSesque sometimes.

eh. it's my penchant for street drugs.

 

[heatherrae]

eh. it's my penchant for street drugs.

Yeah, that and Lifetime Network Movie marathons, Betty.

 

[H_T_]

Yeah, that and Lifetime Network Movie marathons, Betty.

actually, it's the forensic shows on Court TV. but i could totally see you with a box of vhs tapes full of that shit. masking tape, magic markered on....

 

[heatherrae]

actually, it's the forensic shows on Court TV. but i could totally see you with a box of vhs tapes full of that shit. masking tape, magic markered on....

nah, I hate those.

I could just totally see you in a box, with masking tape and magic markered on, though.

 

[H_T_]

nah, I hate those.

I could just totally see you in my box, with masking tape and magic markered on, though.

fixed.

 

[heatherrae]

fixed.

sicko.

 

[H_T_]

sicko.

i've got a Bundy-ish type charm...

 

[H_T_]

i'm going to lift weights.

 

[heatherrae]

i'm going to lift weights.

Knock yourself out. No, really, I mean it. ;-)

 

[blueta2]

This was about 5 minutes before she rode the cushion right off the bed.

It was about 100 degrees inside that day.

oh wow....that is so friggin adorable!

 

[Mr. dB]

My cat goes nuts for ice cream. He can smell a pint of Ben & Jerry's even before I break the plastic seal.