Casper the Husband

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Casper the Husband

Was a jolly happy soul

With a corncob pipe and a big beer gut

And two alters made out of coal


Casper the Husband

Is a fairytale they say

He was made of gold

But the children know

How he came into thier life one day

 

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There must have been some mania

In that old silk sari that they found

For when they placed it on his head

He began to post around

 

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Casper the Husband

Was alive as he could be

And the children say

He could laugh and play

Just the same as you and me

 

[hotzie]

lol lololoolo

 

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Casper the Husband

Knew the judge was hot that day

So he said let's run

And we'll have some fun

Now before damn judge takes mine kids away

 

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Down to the gym

With a barbell in his hand

Running here and there all around the square

Saying catch me if you can