Last night on Letterman
"Hey if any of you still don't have a date for Valentine's day, ask out the French judge." (crowd laughs)
"Apparently she can be pressured into screwing anybody".
Buy yourself a gold tooth. It's ugly but it will match pretty well with you style. Imagine all the girls looking at you when you will do your "whooooooooo!" thing. They will think you have charisma. That's the only gold you can get. Sorry, no medals.
Wee! Us Canucks are getting a gold, A !! We can finally stop whimpering about it, A !! Now if only our damn dollar would level out with the States, A !! Everyone, say A with me..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA