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Shit bags of fuck ok, I am sitting here all alone on a Friday night. Got into a fight with my girl so did not want to see her (fine) ass tonight. Anyway, this just hit me; do you realize that not only don't we not have to carry around a baby for nine months but, we can pee standing up?
I am not high or drunk or on cylce, nor am I on some Clomid induced rant.
Just think about it. What would you do if you always had to pee sitting down.
Now if you have a little
side to you, then I have another question for you. Now I must admit this is not a question I came up with so I cannot take credit for it but, it just hit me so I will ask. Would you wipe from the front or from the back?
Then I will push this question even further, we now established that not only would you have to sit down everytime you pee. Now dont forget, if you are like me you pee at least several times a day, if not more. So you would have to either clean the seat, or bring some kind of protective thing along with you everywhere you go. Imagine, YOU CANNOT PEE STANDING UP!
Are you actually still reading this brain fart of mine? Well, ok good, glad you are still with me.
All this pee talk. Time I go let the grass grow. Infact, I am gona go pee on my neighbors front lawn. He is an annoying little fuck but, I am still going to bless his lawn.
I am not high or drunk or on cylce, nor am I on some Clomid induced rant.
Just think about it. What would you do if you always had to pee sitting down.
Now if you have a little
side to you, then I have another question for you. Now I must admit this is not a question I came up with so I cannot take credit for it but, it just hit me so I will ask. Would you wipe from the front or from the back?Then I will push this question even further, we now established that not only would you have to sit down everytime you pee. Now dont forget, if you are like me you pee at least several times a day, if not more. So you would have to either clean the seat, or bring some kind of protective thing along with you everywhere you go. Imagine, YOU CANNOT PEE STANDING UP!
Are you actually still reading this brain fart of mine? Well, ok good, glad you are still with me.
All this pee talk. Time I go let the grass grow. Infact, I am gona go pee on my neighbors front lawn. He is an annoying little fuck but, I am still going to bless his lawn.
