Can someone explain this?

[BigGuns2]

Has anyone ever gone into a public restroom and found religious pamphlets placed discreetly on the urinals? The illustrations in these pamphlets are more disturbing than any Stephen King novel! What is the point of these pamphlets?

 

[tubby74]

to scare YOU!

did it work?

tubs

 

[BigGuns2]

to scare YOU!

did it work?

tubs

Damn right it did!

 

[HappyScrappy]

what about those nasty tasting candies they leave in urinals?

 

[tubby74]

You think they taste NASTY? Shit I hand those out to the kids on Halloween.

 

[supersizeme]

I have never seen this in my entire life of peeing in public restrooms. Are the pamphlets actually in the urinal and supposed to act as some sort of religious urinal cake?

You know what's an entertaining thing to do? Let's say you walk into a bathroom at a bar and all the urinals are currently being used. I like to step directly in between two occupied urinals and pretend like there's an invisible urinal there. I pull out my magnificent piece and proceed to send my stream directly into the wall, splattering my foul smelling, yet sterile urine all over myself and my two urinal neighbors. I usually try to start up conversation with my neighbors at this time, first by leaning over to see what's going on down in their urinal and saying something like "Oh that's pretty cool." and then I follow that with, "Hey did you see those two blonde bitches by the door? Smokin!!" Then I simulate an extremely loud fart with my mouth if I'm not able to conjure one up au natural, shake my shit till no more pee pee is left, and then I'm out of there. Fun stuff. Give it a shot.

 

[tubby74]

Now THAT would piss me off if I was standing next to you....but since I'm not that;s some funny fuckin shit!!!!!

thanks needed that....too damn boring at work today .....ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[HappyScrappy]

Fun stuff. Give it a shot.

this might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

when I was in college and we had swim practice for track (there was always a pool workout at least one day of the week), we'd have to shower before and after. the pool was always freezing, so I never gave to shits about the shower beforehand, but the one after was a nice way to relax.
but the other jerkwads on my team also thought this and they'd fucking camp out in the showers - and there were only so many of them.
and these dipshits were prudes, usually standing there still in their swimsuits and just sort of trying not to look at each other.
fucknuts.
so I'd get totally naked and then get awkwardly close to people and try to talk about dinner with them until they left.
sometimes I had to resort to massage. it is amazing how getting a massage from a naked guy makes another dude get the hell out of the shower.

 

[smallmovesal]

bigguns... those wouldn't be the ones i pass out then.

i silk screen the message onto a sponge and place it over the drain... highly portable and still gets the message out.

clever i am.

 

[HappyScrappy]

when I did football in high school, some dude one day in the locker room made a loud proclamation that he was gonna go take a monster dump and then headed off for the bathroom, barefoot.
we all looked at each other like... thanks for sharing.
but this one dude just followed the other guy in there and waited until he shut the stall door.
then he just proceeded to piss all over the floor under the stall and whistle.
it was a thing of beauty to watch.

 

[tubby74]

Oh MY GOOD GOD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit I can't breath and everyone is looking at me......wondering what my problem is

 

[BigGuns2]

I have never seen this in my entire life of peeing in public restrooms. Are the pamphlets actually in the urinal and supposed to act as some sort of religious urinal cake?

You know what's an entertaining thing to do? Let's say you walk into a bathroom at a bar and all the urinals are currently being used. I like to step directly in between two occupied urinals and pretend like there's an invisible urinal there. I pull out my magnificent piece and proceed to send my stream directly into the wall, splattering my foul smelling, yet sterile urine all over myself and my two urinal neighbors. I usually try to start up conversation with my neighbors at this time, first by leaning over to see what's going on down in their urinal and saying something like "Oh that's pretty cool." and then I follow that with, "Hey did you see those two blonde bitches by the door? Smokin!!" Then I simulate an extremely loud fart with my mouth if I'm not able to conjure one up au natural, shake my shit till no more pee pee is left, and then I'm out of there. Fun stuff. Give it a shot.

These pamphlets are left on top of the urinal. They are full of Christian B.S. Pretty much telling you that unless you do what they say, you are going to hell. Great reading while taking a piss! By the way, Funny Story!

 

[supersizeme]

when I did football in high school, some dude one day in the locker room made a loud proclamation that he was gonna go take a monster dump and then headed off for the bathroom, barefoot.
we all looked at each other like... thanks for sharing.
but this one dude just followed the other guy in there and waited until he shut the stall door.
then he just proceeded to piss all over the floor under the stall and whistle.
it was a thing of beauty to watch.

lol!!! that is fucking comedy.