Can masturbating make you blind?

[iggy]

My dad told me it could.

i hope he was kidding.

 

[PICK3]

A kid is masturbating behind his garage. His dad happens to walk nearby and hears him. His dad says, "Stop that, boy! It'll make you go blind!" The boy shouts back, "Dad! I'm over here!"

 

[redsamurai]

I'd be stevie wonder if that were true.

 

[PICK3]

A kid is in his bedroom, near ecstasy as he masturbates ever more vigorously. In walks his father.

"You'd better stop that, son," says the dad. "Otherwise, you're liable to go blind."

The boy dutifully affirms that he will stop immediately.

A week later, the dad once again walks in on the boy as he is masturbating.

"I thought we had an agreement," dad sputters angrily.

"Well," says the kid, "I figured I'd just quit when I need glasses."

 

[iggy]

I'd be stevie wonder if that were true.

lol, you can sing?

 

[redsamurai]

lol, you can sing?

no, but I'd be blind...what else are you going to do except lament the fact that you can't see your own cock anymore while you stroke it.

 

[iggy]

i would definitely become highly depressed if i did go blind from this.

heck i would even cry.

 

[chris302001]

Smurfy can see pretty well still.......so I guess it wont make u go blind.....

Then again, she thinks I'm attractive, so maybe it does make u go blind!

 

[walliwalibus]

Chris, you all doing cam joys.... OMG and I thought it was just a tease game. You all fuck yourselves staring at each other. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[iggy]

can't believe my dad actually believes this shit. lol.

 

[walliwalibus]

Apparently it takes away ones sense of humor.