Can I Woot?

[Captain FT]

About to become the hottest Internet craze since planking. Sorry Mitch, planking is so 2011.

Wooting - The act of taking a picture at your computer or public place while wearing sunglasses and looking swole.

Person A - Do you see that hot chick taking that guys picture over there, I think he's wooting.

Person B - Is it Wootoom?

Person A - Nah just some wannabe, but he's still cool as fuck.

 

[Captain FT]

Fucking Urban Dictionary rejected this twice, yet they will approve something like frogmella. Wait until wooting takes off then they'll be sorry.

 

[zwhit]

Lmao! Who is that guy? Looks like a complete douche

 

[Captain FT]

Lmao! Who is that guy? Looks like a complete douche

fuck you faggot thats me wearing my douche face.

 

[zwhit]

Oh shit my bad bro

 

[Captain FT]

Oh shit my bad bro

lolololol

 

[Strongbow]

Can I woot?

 

[Captain FT]

Can I woot?

Indeed - real talk. Bring it SB.

 

[Blueshirt]

Who's the fucking egg head looking doucher

 

[Captain FT]

Who's the fucking egg head looking doucher

You need to pay a-fucking-ttention

 

[zeosim]

I just wooted all over woot, then came home and had a big woot before wooing a woot woot

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm fucking pissed

 

[zeosim]

I'm fucking pissed

I'm fucking wooted...Wooted to the fuckin max

 

[Strongbow]

I'm fucking wooted...Wooted to the fuckin max

Are you fucking retarded?

 

[bigbassturd]

Someone lock this shit

 

[Captain FT]

I'm fucking pissed

Don't get pissed. What would Wootoom do?

Take hydros.

 

[zeosim]

Are you fucking retarded?

Been up for 30 hours

 

[wootoom]

Can I twink?

 

[wootoom]

Lol wooting is awesome!

 

[Captain FT]

Can I twink?

Real talk

 

[Captain FT]

Lol wooting is awesome!

It's going to be a new sensation.

 

[Blueshirt]

Don't you need money and nice cars with a boat to wootoom? You have to be a baller and not broke ass

 

[bigbassturd]

Woot is unemployed

 

[Captain FT]

Don't you need money and nice cars with a boat to wootoom? You have to be a baller and not broke ass

Then I'm sorry you will be unable to partake in this activity.

 

[Blueshirt]

Then I'm sorry you will be unable to partake in this activity.

Look at your broke ass nikey sweater wearing ass with those cheap dollar store sunglasses. Can you even afford AAS?

 

[Captain FT]

Look at your broke ass nikey sweater wearing ass with those cheap dollar store sunglasses. Can you even afford AAS?

I just got back from the gym, that Nike warmup is limited edition and those are my Gucci lifting glasses now back the fuck up and recognize proper wooting attire ngr. Real talk.

 

[Blueshirt]

I just got back from the gym, that Nike warmup is limited edition and those are my Gucci lifting glasses now back the fuck up and recognize proper wooting attire ngr. Real talk.

Can I double chin?

 

[Captain FT]

Can I double chin?

I'll slap deez nuts on your double chin you fuck bag, I'm so mad.

 

[bigbassturd]

I can't take that blueshirt faggot seriously after he stole casey durkins pic off twitter and said he was hittin it

 

[Strongbow]

I have to wait till I get home and put on my Versace shades so I can Woot properly. I'm not gonna half ass Woot.

 

[wootoom]

You have to be at team practice like SB to be wooting

 

[Captain FT]

You can woot from anywhere - baller woot status if done from the cockpit of a Viper.

 

[Strongbow]

Wooting in the shower after practice is my fav

 

[miplank]

fuckin sterolizer pretending to be bluedick is pissin me off, real talk.

 

[miplank]

captain Fat titties is a big egg headed muthafucka

 

[bigbassturd]

fuckin sterolizer pretending to be bluedick is pissin me off, real talk.

where is that sawed off faggot

 

[Captain FT]

captain Fat titties is a big egg headed muthafucka

It's the angle, helps get rid of my double chin. I'm a supermodel bish.

 

[zwhit]

It's the angle, helps get rid of my double chin. I'm a supermodel bish.

You ever been checked for BAFS bro?

 

[WoodyO]

where is that sawed off faggot

I've got his cell #. Maybe some cawk pics will get his attention.

 

[Captain FT]

You ever been checked for BAFS bro?

WTF is that?

 

[zwhit]

WTF is that?

Big Ass Face Syndrome

 

[Captain FT]

Big Ass Face Syndrome

Lol, no but i got a Big Ass Fucking Sack, wanna swing from it?

 

[bigbassturd]

I've got his cell #. Maybe some cawk pics will get his attention.

bret favre that bish

 

[miplank]

pics?

 

[zwhit]

Lol, no but i got a Big Ass Fucking Sack, wanna swing from it?

lol pass. just giving you shit bro. would be if I didn't

 

[wootoom]

I'm wooting robin

 

[Strongbow]

I'm wooting robin

Can I get Robin's number for some Wooting after your done?

 

[Captain FT]

lol pass. just giving you shit bro. would be if I didn't

lolololololololol

 

[Captain FT]

Wooting in the car...not a Viper, not baller, negative baller pts for child seats in the back fml.

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[-SD-]

Wooting in the car...not a Viper, not baller, negative baller pts for child seats in the back fml.

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And negative pts for the backward hat. You arent 15 anymore rob lol

 

[Captain FT]

And negative pts for the backward hat. You arent 15 anymore rob lol

Who the fuck do you think you are...

Yeah that was 21 years ago good call.

 

[-SD-]

Can I typical white frat boy?

 

[Captain FT]

I was never in a frat, and I'm on MT2 so I'm not typically white anymore.

 

[-SD-]

I was never in a frat, and I'm on MT2 so I'm not typically white anymore.

Hows that stuff working out for you rob

 

[Captain FT]

Love the MT2 I'm on week 3 of maintenance doing about 1mg/wk. I went tanning once about 2 weeks ago after loading and got dark as fuck, everyone in the office was like WTF.

Also you get this weird euphoric feeling from stretching for about 36 hrs after injecting. I find myself stretching all the time.

 

[-SD-]

Love the MT2 I'm on week 3 of maintenance doing about 1mg/wk. I went tanning once about 2 weeks ago after loading and got dark as fuck, everyone in the office was like WTF.

Also you get this weird euphoric feeling from stretching for about 36 hrs after injecting. I find myself stretching all the time.

bitchin!

 

[wootoom]

Love the MT2 I'm on week 3 of maintenance doing about 1mg/wk. I went tanning once about 2 weeks ago after loading and got dark as fuck, everyone in the office was like WTF.

Also you get this weird euphoric feeling from stretching for about 36 hrs after injecting. I find myself stretching all the time.

It's awesome stuff

 

[wootoom]

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[bigbassturd]

Who the fuck do you think you are...

Yeah that was 21 years ago good call.

liar.

That hat was from this year


Olololololololol

 

[Captain FT]

Lol, hat was this year, being 15 was 21 yrs ago, fml.

 

[bigbassturd]

Can I push 40?

 

[zwhit]

we're surrounded by old people

 

[Captain FT]

It's awesome stuff

Did you find an incredible urge to stretch because it felt so good?

 

[Captain FT]

Can I cialis?

 

[bigbassturd]

Zwhit and I are some whippersnappers up in this bish

 

[wootoom]

Did you find an incredible urge to stretch because it felt so good?

Fuck man now that I think of it I loved stretching hahahahahaah

 

[Captain FT]

Fuck man now that I think of it I loved stretching hahahahahaah

So weird, for 24-36hrs after pinning I would practically full body stretch myself to orgasm it felt amazing to stretch.

 

[Strongbow]

So weird, for 24-36hrs after pinning I would practically full body stretch myself to orgasm it felt amazing to stretch.

I streched my weener

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[Captain FT]

Real talk

 

[Captain FT]

Can I Woot at work?

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[wootoom]

Lolololoo

 

[Captain FT]

Lololilolol

 

[Strongbow]

Lololilolol

I just wooted at work

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[Captain FT]

I just wooted at work

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Nice SB lookin good bro. Is that the sun shinning in on your head or you bleaching your melon?

 

[Strongbow]

I'm gonna woot when i take a shit that's gonna be awesome

 

[Captain FT]

I'm gonna woot when i take a shit that's gonna be awesome

Lolololololol

 

[Strongbow]

Nice SB lookin good bro. Is that the sun shinning in on your head or you bleaching your melon?

Thats the light over my desk shinning on my bald ass head, lol, thanks for noticing you fucker. I got a winny hairline cause I drink too much of that shit.

 

[Strongbow]

Lolololololol

I can multi woot Im wooting and fucking off at the same time

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[bigbassturd]

Nice candle bro

 

[wootoom]

are them Levis?

 

[Strongbow]

Nice candle bro

It's a Circle E, very popular whit da bitches round here. It was given to me as a gift, for some reason, but it smells awesome, my office smells awesome.

 

[Strongbow]

are them Levis?

LMAO they actually are Lavi's, they are given to employees by my company as uniforms. I have maintenance walk through on Fridays, so I dress for the occassion. I have literally over 100 pair of these jeans, if they get smudged with dirt or grease they get shit canned.

 

[Strongbow]

are them Levis?

You know damn well you Russian's would trade your first born for a pair of American Levis and a 6 pack of Cokes

 

[wootoom]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL im fucking dying...goddamn Russians over here think Levis were invented in 2010

 

[Strongbow]

You know damn well you Russian's would trade your first born for a pair of American Levis and a 6 pack of Cokes

 

[Strongbow]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL im fucking dying...goddamn Russians over here think Levis were invented in 2010

 

[wootoom]

Lolololololololol

 

[Strongbow]

lololololololool

 

[wootoom]

fuckin russians lolololl

 

[bigbassturd]

We got them gotdamn candles around here too.

Got one in my office

No homo

 

[wootoom]

We got them gotdamn candles around here too.

Got one in my office

No homo

Wtf?

 

[bigbassturd]

Don't start with me

 

[wootoom]

Ok Brad

 

[bigbassturd]

Ahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[wootoom]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Captain FT]

Thats the light over my desk shinning on my bald ass head, lol, thanks for noticing you fucker. I got a winny hairline cause I drink too much of that shit.

Lololololol I didn't say you were bald though maybe you were going metro on us.

 

[Captain FT]

I can multi woot Im wooting and fucking off at the same time

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First person view of Wooting.

 

[-SD-]

Can I old?

 

[Captain FT]

Can I Wootbrush

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[pdaddyII]

Can I Wootbrush

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Can I Best Western?