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ChefWide

ChefWide

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I was thinking about that "Voices of EF members" thread whilst sucking down my frosty iquana-shit-tasting glutamine beverage and....


Why don't you PM me your phone number so I can call and say 'Hey, Chef here, how goofy is this?"

Going to to the gym in a few, thought we could say 'hi'.
 
Chef, that thought was very nice.....now go back to your desk and drink your milk, its nap time....
 
PBR said:
Chef, that thought was very nice.....now go back to your desk and drink your milk, its nap time....
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No, really, i am out of the U.S. but have a great calling plan: about $35 a minute... :lmao:....

but seriously, I have always wanted to hear what some of you sound like, but rather than pressure anyone in particular to let me call them or ask them to call me and creep them out, I thought this was the next best thing.

No worries, just a thought, some time to kill and thought I would just call and say "Hello, this is me, blah blah", nothing heavy.
 
For phone sex?
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, I'll pm you mine tommorow (remind me) I am feeling far too delicate to speak to anyone at the moment
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I will. Feel better. May I suggest you call your signif and request an Ice Cold Beer, a blowjob and a nap?
 
Raina said:
I can't answer at work but you can call my cell and leave me a message. :)
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Go for it!

Just talked with FreeballinDC, he has some smooth, smokey voice on him I can tell you. No wonder he collects Quarterbacks!

PM me your cell number.
 
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LOL

it was good talking to you too. for some reason, your voice does fit your personality. not sure what quality is there that fits, but it does, and in a good way.

If you could bag my face, my voice would make beastboy drop his drawers.
 
WODIN said:
he he...check your pm.
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Pretty funny, haven't seen my boss in three days and.... well whatever. Good talkin to you, Methusaleh.
 
crak600 said:
the real question is, what is Chef going to do with all these phone numbers later?
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Aw, hell with it: you want to call me instead? No worries.
 
ChefWide said:
Pretty funny, haven't seen my boss in three days and.... well whatever. Good talkin to you, Methusaleh.
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Anytime man. LOL!!!
 
Loving this. Talked to a few of you folks so far. A bit weird and awkward, but not too bad, and everyone has laughed out loud about it. Not too bad.

Keep em coming, I might put off riding until tomorrow if this keeps up!

PM me your number, or PM me and I will send you mine if giving up your number is too creepy.

Let's talk.
 
ChefWide said:
Aw, hell with it: you want to call me instead? No worries.
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i don't think my phone plan covers where you are. if you were within the 48 states i could call you as much as i wanted.

btw - i'm depressing to talk to as of lately. got a phone call this morning that my car is completely fucked for passing inspection and i'm trying to figure out exactly how to pull money out of my ass so i can do the work. i'm kind of cranky when i've got my own hand up my ass (wrist deep). well, i'm only cranky because of all the anal stimulation yet no one is taking care of me on the other side.
 
crak600 said:
i don't think my phone plan covers where you are. if you were within the 48 states i could call you as much as i wanted.

btw - i'm depressing to talk to as of lately. got a phone call this morning that my car is completely fucked for passing inspection and i'm trying to figure out exactly how to pull money out of my ass so i can do the work. i'm kind of cranky when i've got my own hand up my ass (wrist deep). well, i'm only cranky because of all the anal stimulation yet no one is taking care of me on the other side.
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Two hands on the glands. At least the FBI is leaving you alone...
 
Raina, did I mention that you have a lovely speaking voice? Ever do any radio? If not, you should.
 
StrongSmartSexy sounds hard and wise, but I will have to take the ladies word on the sexy part to avoid sounding to namby-pamby. Good talking to you, mon!
 
Gym time. Call you all later if you are into it.
 
ChefWide said:
StrongSmartSexy sounds hard and wise, but I will have to take the ladies word on the sexy part to avoid sounding to namby-pamby. Good talking to you, mon!
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It was a pleasure talking to you as well. I look forward to it again some time.
 
WOW. COOL!"!

Hey all, this is great. I will be calling like a madman later if I can, if not, beware the morrow.

I will hit you folks at a human time saturday if you are around, late afternoon here is mid day in NYC so there abouts for you east coasters... aw hell... I will call when I see you online, is that cool?
 
FreeballinDC said:
LOL, even I thought about calling that number, but thought it would be a recording of the lunch lady reading todays school menu in Hoboken.
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k to that


that just made my day :) :artist:


but it was my real number if someone got it down

send me a text (i got free unlimited ) or call :)
 
Jersey, you weren't home... or do you just screen all the calls you get from Iceland?

:lmao:
 
ChefWide said:
Jersey, you weren't home... or do you just screen all the calls you get from Iceland?

:lmao:
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he wasn't sure if you were calling to talk to him as a male or female, so he didn't answer.
 
ChefWide said:
Jersey, you weren't home... or do you just screen all the calls you get from Iceland?

:lmao:
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I just PMed you. I was in the car when you called. Heard part of the message at least, and you do have a great accent and speaking voice. Very rich.
 
i'm not phone phobic like JB is, i just talk too much, and a quick phone call will turn into a 3 hour chat. trust me on this.
 
Jersey: great call! Articulate, resononant voice, very cool, glad to spoken with you my man.
 
OK

Have spoken to Chef on the phone. As I wrote earlier, he has a great speaking voice.

Unfortunately, he acknowledged being under the influence of narcotics.

I think we need an intervention
 
Tuc sounds like he is talking in a barrel. Big bad biscuit from up north. ;)
 
that dirty sneaky....

cutiepie apparently PM'ed you our home phone number Chef. can't give the cell numbers cause our calling plan is pretty local. ima kick her in the ass when the bill arrives cause of a 10+ minute call she made to SoKlueles last night....Tennessee is NOT in our calling area.
 
crak600 said:
that dirty sneaky....

cutiepie apparently PM'ed you our home phone number Chef. can't give the cell numbers cause our calling plan is pretty local. ima kick her in the ass when the bill arrives cause of a 10+ minute call she made to SoKlueles last night....Tennessee is NOT in our calling area.
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Talking with SoKlue was worth every penny.. :)
 
Fa gawds sakes, will you two get a room? I'm just into having a real chat with folks I have been, in some cases, 'talking' to for a long time. It just makes those folks I like seem more like friends when I have a chance to talk to them in a non virtual sence.

It's been real good for me. Thanks.

btw. Phatchick, I tried twice, but i get some funky busy signal type sound. Will try again next time I 'see' you online.
 
Chef you still making call sweets?
 
friskygrl2004 said:
Chef you still making call sweets?
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Kind of bed ridden, watching tv with the boys this afternoon. But pm me, I should be in calling shape for tomorrow... ;)

Note to me: do NOT try and show off for Ms. Fitnesscompetitor hottie. She fucked me up!
 
ChefWide said:
Kind of bed ridden, watching tv with the boys this afternoon. But pm me, I should be in calling shape for tomorrow... ;)

Note to me: do NOT try and show off for Ms. Fitnesscompetitor hottie. She fucked me up!
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You should have a PM sweetie with my number in it. Call when you can ;)
 
I'm not much fun on the phone unless we're having phonesex and.........................well, you're just not my type.
 
Dial_tone said:
I'm not much fun on the phone unless we're having phonesex and.........................well, you're just not my type.
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you were ok the other night, and we didnt have phone sex, psst guys, dt was a perfect gentleman....or my voice sucks one
 
SoKlueles said:
you were ok the other night, and we didnt have phone sex, psst guys, dt was a perfect gentleman....or my voice sucks one
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That's only because we weren't on the phone alone. LOL
 
SoKlueles said:
oh well
so did i have a huge accent???
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no, I love Tennessee accents in general and yours is very nice. Your voice sounds more 'confident' that you come across on EF.
 
crak600 said:
very smart decision on your part there DT.
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well, I like bigger boobs than you have, homey.
 
Somebody call me........might wanna make it quick tho.

37810important_call.jpg
 
Dial_tone said:
That's only because we weren't on the phone alone. LOL
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hey! you were a total gentleman on the phone with me and we WERE alone!
i sound like your 70 year old aunt, thats why.
 
becoming's avatar said:
hey! you were a total gentleman on the phone with me and we WERE alone!
i sound like your 70 year old aunt, thats why.
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Actually you sound like the next person I plan to have sex with. :)
 
Dial_tone said:
Actually you sound like the next person I plan to have sex with. :)
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i hope she learns to shut up instead of talking through the whole thing about her stupid truck.
:-)
 
becoming's avatar said:
i hope she learns to shut up instead of talking through the whole thing about her stupid truck.
:-)
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which reminds me....I didn't describe my trasnmission story right either.
 
Dial_tone said:
which reminds me....I didn't describe my trasnmission story right either.
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tell me tomorrow. i'm heading into the shower and then bed.
i'm sleepy.
 
ChefWide said:
I was thinking about that "Voices of EF members" thread whilst sucking down my frosty iquana-shit-tasting glutamine beverage and....


Why don't you PM me your phone number so I can call and say 'Hey, Chef here, how goofy is this?"

Going to to the gym in a few, thought we could say 'hi'.
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Silly man... you can call me ANYTIME! ;)
 
Werd said:
Silly man... you can call me ANYTIME! ;)
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My inbox awaits you...
 
the pleasure was mine...
 
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