Can anyone give me a free computer please?

[Julez]

I'm poor now, and am using my university's machine's! I got a massive legal case going on and I'm struggling just to keep a good nutrition/supplement regime

All the time I used to hear about guys in this forum saying how rich they were with huge house's, Porche's, company's etc. So how's about spreading it around and helping a bro out!

I'm not fussy, anything that will connect to the internet will be nice.

 

[Julez]

Yep, that's the kind of thing.....

C'mon AAP, please....... if you ever come to the UK I am sure I can find some way of repaying you

(May has my photo's.... I think you might like to take a look )

 

[AAP]

Well sometimes I watch 2 movies.

A sure fire way to get money.... sue a contractor.


Ok, really... there are ways to make money out there. I mean, maybe not a million dollars, but there are really ways to come up with nice spending money.

One straight guy here at my gym... ugly face, swimmers body (i.e... 140lbs) - you never see his face - actually runs a jack off webcam. For $40 you can get a specific time and date to watch him jack off on cam. Just for you only. He does 7-8 sessions per day. And get this... HE FAKES ALL HIS ORGASMS.... no fucking joke.

He gets a mini one of these:

fills it with a mix of egg whites and half and half creamer, runs a thin tubing from the tip, under his ass and ball sac, holds the mini enema in place in between his butt cheeks and when the "orgasm moment" hits... he just squeezes those butt cheeks, and slams that mix through the tube to spurt out of his hand which is pumping so furiously, you never noticed it is coming from anywhere but his cock head tip.

And then he gets "special requests". For $150... he actually jerked off on a live cock roach.

Think about it. I am not shitting you. There are tons of ways to get money. Another girl I know, her deal is that she is looking for people to pay her way through college. She has under two years left of university. You contribute $$ for her education and expenses and at the end of the semester, she sends you a copy of her grades and nude photos.

Also, a personal trainer only takes a few hours each week to get a couple hundred $$ rolling in.

Or get a job as a bouncer, watch for people selling X or tina, take them in the bathroom, shake them down and take their money. What are they going to do? Call the police?

 

[AAP]

Actually, when I bought the Dell last year, I gave my old one to a neighbors kid who is deaf. Since he never really enjoys TV.

 

[flex123]

hey man I'm not even close to rich. I'm a broke college student, but shit If I had a old computer around that I didn't need. I'd think of hooking someone in need up.

 

[JohnyJuice]

My dad's business has got a shit load of computers. I will see if and when they are replacing them.

 

[Puddles]

Or get a job as a bouncer, watch for people selling X or tina, take them in the bathroom, shake them down and take their money. What are they going to do? Call the police?

I don't know which one I like better...the guy with the webcam or this one!

 

[MrMakaveli]

Ebay...no I'm not kidding, decent computers go for dirt cheap.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Well sometimes I watch 2 movies.


Or get a job as a bouncer, watch for people selling X or tina, take them in the bathroom, shake them down and take their money. What are they going to do? Call the police?

You son of a bitch. lol. That is just messed up. I only take peoples shit when they look young as hell. When i find an 18 year old popping pills i take them from them. Then i go and get a glass of water and drink them (if i know what they are).

 

[jnuts]

Ebay...no I'm not kidding, decent computers go for dirt cheap.

Ditto - especially if you just want something to connect to the internet and surf. I've bought low end Pentiums for my daughter and wife for just over a hundred bucks. Works fine for web surfing.

 

[AAP]

I know bouncers and bartenders here in FTL - not just gay clubs - that REQUIRE a $100 tip for certain known individuals to walk in the place. Not a cover charge, but "insurance" so they will not be taken around and shaken down at the end of the night when they have unloaded their goods.

I am not condoning this, but I will tell you something. Picture yourself as a rec drug dealer. Where do you go to unload your shit without having people flag you down or run over to your house? You go to the clubs. Where the shit practically sells itself. Now, one night.. you go in, sell a few thousand dollars worth and the bouncer nabs your ass. He takes you in the bathroom and gives you a choice, you hand over the cash, keep what you have left of the stash or he calls the police? What do you do? He is robbing you right there, but your ass is going to jail if you don't comply. You dont' have a choice. So you lose the money. Now the bouncer gives you another choice... you stay the fuck out of this club, OR you pay him $100 each time you walk in. Now what do you do? Go to another club where you don't know anyone? Pay $100 to have access to the place you know everyone and have no worries of selling to a narc? Remember now... you got to hustle some shit and make that money up that you lost. So you go to the club and tip him $100. On down the road, the bouncer now tells you that the price is now $200 each time, but as an added bonus, this is going to be "your" club. Meaning that if you know of someone else selling in here, you let him know and he pops their ass. (another shake down) So you get an exclusive avenue to double your sales with no one else intruding there and the bouncer gets a bigger tip and the opportunity to shake down people he was not aware of dealing in there in the first place. (Can't keep tabs on anyone and rats will sell out rats.) Also, the bouncer knows that eventually something will happen to your ass (jail or death) and he now has a replacement list lined up.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I think AAP could write a book about dirty ways to make money. Yet I doubt he does it himself, I always feel like he is joking around.

 

[bwood]

more tips for poor law students aap...

please...

money for wanking???

hmmm...

 

[AAP]

Trust me.. if I was ever hard up to make some cash quickly and under the table.. there are plenty of ways.

I mean, it is not hard to spot where cash money is in circulation and get in the picture.

There are other alternatives besides old fashion prostitution. Sometimes, it is not about money, just fun. Two twin girls I know, they just LOVE to travel. Even more so than I do. They actually run a "topless" air stewardess service for private planes in return for a small fee and free air transportation across the U.S. Take your shirt off and serve cokes and peanuts while airborne. Nothing sexual involved.

 

[jnuts]

You know some interesting people.

 

[AAP]

One idea I had a while back and ran it across the board here was for a swingers yacht cruise.

Since my BF has a huge yacht, it would be unique to lease it out to swinging groups. $30 per person, $50 per couple, you could easily pull $5000+ not counting drink sales each weekend.

 

[AAP]

You know some interesting people.

Bro, down here, these people are NOT known for their work efforts. No one wants to work so they find creative ways to overcome the income deficiency.



Another possibilty (for Julez) is to take a massage course and start doing massages. Non gay, non sexual. 3 massages per week will be $300 in cash extra. Not bad. $100 for one hour worth of work.

 

[bwood]

Trust me.. if I was ever hard up to make some cash quickly and under the table.. there are plenty of ways.

I mean, it is not hard to spot where cash money is in circulation and get in the picture.

There are other alternatives besides old fashion prostitution. Sometimes, it is not about money, just fun. Two twin girls I know, they just LOVE to travel. Even more so than I do. They actually run a "topless" air stewardess service for private planes in return for a small fee and free air transportation across the U.S. Take your shirt off and serve cokes and peanuts while airborne. Nothing sexual involved.

well, i guess it is too bad for me that i had gyno surgery...

how about something else???

 

[AAP]

how about something else???

Create your own protein line. (stop laughing) one trainer down here does that. He buys protein from proteinfactory and just dumps it in a container with his own label on it. Mark it up 4X and sells it to clients.

 

[jnuts]

Bro, down here, these people are NOT known for their work efforts.

Maybe some of my in-laws should move there, since their work ethic sucks.

 

[AustinTX]

One idea I had a while back and ran it across the board here was for a swingers yacht cruise.

Since my BF has a huge yacht, it would be unique to lease it out to swinging groups. $30 per person, $50 per couple, you could easily pull $5000+ not counting drink sales each weekend.

As long as you don't take it out of the slip

Or just out a little and anchor....

 

[beefybull]

Where is "down here", AAP?

AAP and SuperNav could write a book on hustlin, I'm sure I could guest author a chapter or two myself also

 

[HULKSTER]

I know bouncers and bartenders here in FTL - not just gay clubs - that REQUIRE a $100 tip for certain known individuals to walk in the place. Not a cover charge, but "insurance" so they will not be taken around and shaken down at the end of the night when they have unloaded their goods.

I am not condoning this, but I will tell you something. Picture yourself as a rec drug dealer. Where do you go to unload your shit without having people flag you down or run over to your house? You go to the clubs. Where the shit practically sells itself. Now, one night.. you go in, sell a few thousand dollars worth and the bouncer nabs your ass. He takes you in the bathroom and gives you a choice, you hand over the cash, keep what you have left of the stash or he calls the police? What do you do? He is robbing you right there, but your ass is going to jail if you don't comply. You dont' have a choice. So you lose the money. Now the bouncer gives you another choice... you stay the fuck out of this club, OR you pay him $100 each time you walk in. Now what do you do? Go to another club where you don't know anyone? Pay $100 to have access to the place you know everyone and have no worries of selling to a narc? Remember now... you got to hustle some shit and make that money up that you lost. So you go to the club and tip him $100. On down the road, the bouncer now tells you that the price is now $200 each time, but as an added bonus, this is going to be "your" club. Meaning that if you know of someone else selling in here, you let him know and he pops their ass. (another shake down) So you get an exclusive avenue to double your sales with no one else intruding there and the bouncer gets a bigger tip and the opportunity to shake down people he was not aware of dealing in there in the first place. (Can't keep tabs on anyone and rats will sell out rats.) Also, the bouncer knows that eventually something will happen to your ass (jail or death) and he now has a replacement list lined up.

You are an unethical, cutthroat, menace-to-society scoundrel....JUST LIKE ME! Keep up the good work! I hope to one day see you--IN HELL. Maybe you, me and Charles Manson can have brunch sometime?

 

[AAP]

Me and AAP think alike. I've written hordes of money-making ideas here too. AAP put some good ones here. The world cirulates on money. Sit down and analyze where all the money is going and receiving. And then figure out WHERE to stick yourself into the line to receive that cash. It really isn't that difficult.


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Amen! It becomes rather simple if you have a few hours to kill everyday. Just look at who is spending the money, who is getting the money and who you need to be friends with.

 

[Julez]

Yeah, I tried the massage thing...... Here, the most I can get is like £50($80) a time, and I'm the best looking masseaur I know.

Competition is stiff(no pun intended) and work is hard to find, and as for 'extras' it's damn difficult getting clients that don't want them.

The web cam thing is a no-no coz I don't have a machine at home.

Anothing remotely dogdy is out the window coz I am on court and if I put a foot out of line I will be in jail.

C'mon AAP, people here are saying a couple of hundered bucks.... it's like toilet paper to you......


I guess I could always offer to swap for some gear I MIGHT able to get hold of

 

[Bullit]

I can give you a free computer.
You just gotta pay for shipping.
It surfs the web judt fine.

466Mhz Pentium with 8gb hard drive (I'l leave on all the porn) and 64mb RAM. Onboard sound and video. Its ready to hook up and go.