Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below Some friends and I killed two bottles of Petron Silver , plus I took 6 mg of Xanax. I will have to call in sick to work. Do you think the old 'I feel dizzy and can't make it' will work? I never miss work so they should believe me right? Is there another sure fire exuse that works for guys? Also FYI never tell The motor cycle cop his glasses are so refel3ctive that they make my bicepts look fuking HUGE.
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food poisoining causing horrific diorheah (sp?), they can't and won't want to argue and you can take tommorow off with it as well if you want.
Crap it gets worse. Just got a call from the bro tht was driving.
He says he's got 3 carrts from home depot in the back of his truck because I thougt I could use them some wheree.
So now its 3 am and he;s on the way over to throw the fucking things on my front yard because I insisted on throwing yjese in the truck.
So to recap, drunck , head hurts, calling in sick and now have 3 orange carts and some sort of cemnt trash can from a grocery stored dumped on my fron lawn. All and all it was prpbval a great night.
Whatever, no I mean NeverMind!
He says he's got 3 carrts from home depot in the back of his truck because I thougt I could use them some wheree.
So now its 3 am and he;s on the way over to throw the fucking things on my front yard because I insisted on throwing yjese in the truck.
So to recap, drunck , head hurts, calling in sick and now have 3 orange carts and some sort of cemnt trash can from a grocery stored dumped on my fron lawn. All and all it was prpbval a great night.
Whatever, no I mean NeverMind!
Call the home depot and tell them some kids dumped some of their carts on your lawn. If they don't pick them up what keep them.
Well I always made sure I had strep throat once a year.That was always good for atleast 4 days.Then around FeB. I always came up with a case of the Flu,good for atleast 4 days also.Go to work on Monday act ill at the end of the day,call in Tuesday morning,add that to the weekend & you got 6 days off Bro !!!
Needless to say this didnt work out very well as I was soon fired thereafter.Follow up, Friend pulls up his f150 across the street from my house, opens tail gait, gets back in and guns it in reverse.
Slams breaks on about 20 feet from my house launching 3 metal carts and a concrete trach can at my house. Takes out mail box and a small fence. The action was so fucking loud 4 neighbors come running out to check it out . 4 mins later two sherrif's are on my door step asking me if I had any clue as to whats happening.
I am so fucked up all I can reply with is 'How the fuck can you guys let this shit happen in my neighborhood. did you see my mail box? Who's gonna get rid of those carts and concrete trash can! Well new they ask amy if I hav been drinkin toight? What the fuck does that matter? clean up my yard! Well they took a report and the left the shit sitting there in the drivway and lawn.
So now slamming some Stoli shooters and riding the flat bed cart like a great skate board aound my street at 9:30 trying to take the ramp jumps the neighbors kids have built.
Slams breaks on about 20 feet from my house launching 3 metal carts and a concrete trach can at my house. Takes out mail box and a small fence. The action was so fucking loud 4 neighbors come running out to check it out . 4 mins later two sherrif's are on my door step asking me if I had any clue as to whats happening.
I am so fucked up all I can reply with is 'How the fuck can you guys let this shit happen in my neighborhood. did you see my mail box? Who's gonna get rid of those carts and concrete trash can! Well new they ask amy if I hav been drinkin toight? What the fuck does that matter? clean up my yard! Well they took a report and the left the shit sitting there in the drivway and lawn.
So now slamming some Stoli shooters and riding the flat bed cart like a great skate board aound my street at 9:30 trying to take the ramp jumps the neighbors kids have built.
