Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology????

[mrplunkey]

https://suzanne.thebiomatcompany.us/home/

Quantum Daily Tune-Up

The BioMat delivers the highest vibrational resonance deeply into all body tissues. The combination of far infrared light, negative ions and amethyst quartz opens the channels for intelligent cellular communication leading to DNA repair and total body wellness.

NEGATIVE IONS for Positive Effects

Increase Serotonin Levels
Alleviate Allergies
Minimize Migraines
Subdue Sinus Problems

AMETHYST CRYSTAL for Body Balance

Sooth Nervous System
Strengthen Colon, Kidneys, Liver
Improve Memory Skills
Regulate Intestinal Flora
Reduce Inflammation

INFRARED a High-Speed Healing Frequency

Induces Sleep
Sports Injury Recovery
Relieve Anxiety
Decrease Blood Pressure
Accident Recuperation

 

[smurf2]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

lol sounds magical

 

[mrplunkey]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

It's powered by amethyst crystals which are a superconductor of infrared light.

You should know these things. WTF did you learn in med school?

You doctor-types are so duh.

 

[*ebony*]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

do you have plunks?

 

[cindylou]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

lol

 

[mrplunkey]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

do you have plunks?

No, but I prescribe them regularly.

 

[*ebony*]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

you prescribe plunks? lol j/k. I need some coffee before I forget to type all the necessary words to form my question.

I know where you can buy mats for less than $1500 though.

 

[-SD-]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

If you wear vibrams while on the mat, cellular absorption is enhanced 400%

 

[shirlene29]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

just...wow


hope in form of too much $$$$$$
tragic

 

[SpyWizard]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

You can't blame him.. there's a reason they call it practicing medicine and not curing people..

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

blue can get a group deal, so if you all act now......

 

[nangiggles]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

That is SO stupid, everyone knows spiky amethyst geode mats is where it's at!

 

[bigpokey]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

actually the king size mat is a pretty good value for 4k

 

[nangiggles]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

I just ordered the chamber for 57000, sweet deal!!!

 

[PICK3]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

https://suzanne.thebiomatcompany.us/home/

Quantum Daily Tune-Up

The BioMat delivers the highest vibrational resonance deeply into all body tissues. The combination of far infrared light, negative ions and amethyst quartz opens the channels for intelligent cellular communication leading to DNA repair and total body wellness.

NEGATIVE IONS for Positive Effects

Increase Serotonin Levels
Alleviate Allergies
Minimize Migraines
Subdue Sinus Problems

AMETHYST CRYSTAL for Body Balance

Sooth Nervous System
Strengthen Colon, Kidneys, Liver
Improve Memory Skills
Regulate Intestinal Flora
Reduce Inflammation

INFRARED a High-Speed Healing Frequency

Induces Sleep
Sports Injury Recovery
Relieve Anxiety
Decrease Blood Pressure
Accident Recuperation

My doc friend's wifey has been using sum kind of light treatment gizMo for Lupus for years now and claims to be much better than others that took the autoimmune supressant Rx route

 

[mrplunkey]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

My doc friend's wifey has been using sum kind of light treatment gizMo for Lupus for years now and claims to be much better than others that took the autoimmune supressant Rx route

Does this mean I have to get you one for the castle?

 

[PICK3]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

Does this mean I have to get you one for the castle?

yes

want to know where I'm gonna apply it?

 

[mrplunkey]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

yes

want to know where I'm gonna apply it?

Nope! I sure don't.




You gotta SHOW me... No MO tho.

 

[PICK3]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

Nope! I sure don't.




You gotta SHOW me... No MO tho.

wtf???

 

[mrplunkey]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

wtf???

I said "No MO" so it's knot geigh.

 

[PICK3]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

I said "No MO" so it's knot geigh.

how cum that rule doesn't apply to my poast

 

[mrplunkey]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

how cum that rule doesn't apply to my poast

Cause you gotta say "No MO, I'm str8" just to get back to mega hag-fag.

 

[PICK3]

Re: Calling Dr. Chris!!! Why aren't you dirty doctors prescribing this technology???

Cause you gotta say "No MO, I'm str8" just to get back to mega hag-fag.

mega hag-fag seems like a worthy goal to aspire to



just sayin'