Calling all Strippers...

[Marauder79]

Maybe a Stripper can answer this for me...

How do i turn on a stripper?

im different from those fat and ugly desperate dudes.... I have a girlfriend (8years) but im sooo damn attracted to a stripper!

im not experienced with them but how can i get on her good side

 

[25homes]

First of all I would I wouldnt make it known that you are so damn attracted to strippers cause all of the guys in the club are!! I would talk with her but play it off like she is a stripper and nothing more and when she sees your not drowling over her can cause some tension for her!!

 

[guest username]

How do i turn on a stripper?

Show that money!

Why are you so attracted to strippers? Bragging rights to friends? The beauty? The sexual promiscuity?

 

[KillahBee]

I love strippers, but saying you are attracted to an occupation is pretty general and straight up weird.

I slept with a stripper a while back in NY. All I did (and it wasn't meant as a line, I make it a point not to hit on strippers, but to enjoy their craft instead without complicating it) was tell her, while she was on stage, that she was what a woman is supposed to look like (she was curvy and a bit thick). 20 minutes later a pair of arms wraps around me and a girl whispers into my ear, "Where did you learn how to talk to a woman?!". Next thing I know she's giving me a lapdance and within 2 minutes she's asking me to meet her later.

Point being - strippers are people too. Talk to them.

Oh, and coke helps.

 

[bloopsnlate]

lmfao!!!

 

[rnch]

"benjamins, bengamins, bengamins............."

 

[dullboy]

dullboy has lots of experience in this area and may be able to assist you.

there are only 2 types of strippers:

1.) girls who are self loathing about their profession and suffer serious self esteem issues. these are the type that you can turn into your "girlfriend" (if you can deal with all the drama that comes with having a stripper g/f) . dullboy finds that these girls are looking for an escape from the action of the club and like to stay in bed all day and smoke pot, eat vicodins and fuck.


2.) the heal clicking overlord type who are always looking for action and a better deal. stay away from these ones. they go on 4 day coke benders and will clean your wallet out.

 

[gunnr17]

I love strippers, but saying you are attracted to an occupation is pretty general and straight up weird.

I slept with a stripper a while back in NY. All I did (and it wasn't meant as a line, I make it a point not to hit on strippers, but to enjoy their craft instead without complicating it) was tell her, while she was on stage, that she was what a woman is supposed to look like (she was curvy and a bit thick). 20 minutes later a pair of arms wraps around me and a girl whispers into my ear, "Where did you learn how to talk to a woman?!". Next thing I know she's giving me a lapdance and within 2 minutes she's asking me to meet her later.

Point being - strippers are people too. Talk to them.

Oh, and coke helps.

Ah..strippers and coke. Man that shits like peas and carrots ain't it.

 

[gautho]

Just a small plug guys. Try Rick's Caberet if your ever in New Orleans. Holla at me.

 

[Wulfgar]

Ive worked at alot of strip clubs and have been friends with alot of the dancers. All chicks are the same, get em drunk, give em drugs, the panties drop...its like magic.

 

[gunnr17]

I've spent some time in strip clubs and "hung out" with a few dancers(they hate being called strippers). If you're are a good looking guy you actually have less chance of leaving with one than you probably would if you were old and fat. From what I've learned from them, they get intimidated by the good looking guys. They figure you've had girls that probably look better than they do so they feel hotter when they are dancing for the "fat old desparate dude". That guy usually is loaded too and for some thats all that matters. If you've seen the girl a few times and not really caught her attention, try going on a week day. It'll be much slower and your girl will be much more willing to sit and talk with you as there will be less chance of her missing out on a payoff. And just talk to her like you would any other girl. She's just a girl like any other, only with more issues. Start with the nice guy approach. Most of these girls haven't had a very good male figure in their lives(just ask em about their dad and you'll find out where their issues came from most of time). No. seriously, wait awhile before you ask that. Before long she'll be calling you "Daddy". That's just my experience. Strippers can be fun but those issues will show up if you hang around too long. Good luck bro.

 

[krissy]

First of all strippers, do not like big ego's. They like class and respect...yes RESPECT remember, you are not at a petting zoo.