bwoods a fuckwad

[rsnoble]

Hey cumbucket, what's up? Just wanted to drop in and say that your a fucking moron and perhaps you wouldn't be so deriding of everyone if you'd just admit that you like big fucking cock shoved up your ass while your sucking off a 12 year old.

I have nothing more to add, only because it's time to go to the bar for steak and beer. So have fun writing your report on me the rest of the evening while your sitting there in your underwear getting shit stains all over your chair from your loose ass and yelling at your boyfreind to bring you another glass of red wine because you don't want your thought pattern disrupted.

Im not gay, and have never had any gay relations, but I have to say if you'd like to come over and get on your knees id be more than happy to jack off in your mouth, stick a baseball bat up your ass, pull your fingernails out with a pair of visegrips and last but not least-dip your teany tiny dick(sorry you'll have to be a bottom for life) in the peanut butter jar and throw you in the pin with my great dane.

Your just a fucking dork shitbreath.

 

[SuperShredder]

lol,that was a funny

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

rsnoble why don't you pick on somebody bigger than you! Oh that's right you already tried and got your Hillbilly, Moonshine Sucking, Banjo Playing, Sister Fucking, Brother Blowing, Fat Ass kicked back to the Appalachian Mountains! Have fun playing with the Sheeple Hillbilly Bitch!

 

[casavant]

Goodness gracious, such animosity.

 

[bwood]

dear rsnoble...

as you dissolve into atrophy sitting there on the old school bus seat in the slowly dissolving piss stain that is your life, you must be thinking of suicide...lets face it, anyone in your circumstances would...but climbing an overpass and vaulting off in front of a hurtling tractor-trailer is not the answer...

because even you have value rsnoble, and placing the comforting
weight of that stolen deer rifle's barrel in your mouth, is not the answer...it may seem to be, both for you and us, but you have value...so pull the bolt outta the rifle, be careful not to accidently swallow the 30.06 jacketed slug traveling at supersonic speeds...

as, who else could show their disdain for all things non-socialist, with the brilliant acts of pretend hillbillyism that you put on as clever, insightful parody here...so put down that rusty box cutter, you could become infected or possibly seriously injure yourself...

who else could remind us of how great it is that ryanh, at least the mod-powered screen name fascist, is gone...so put away that rat poison...dont even consider swilling down a d-con smoothie, you could get indigestion...

in short rs, if i can call you rs, you are an intelligent, important, well-read person, and suicide is not the answer...do not be tempted by the bug zapper by the shower, that could cause a nasty blister...

you would be missed here, rs, so use protection with the puerto rican boy you picked up outside the shelter...the thought of you catching aids and slowly wasting away and suffering a horrible agonizing lonely death causes all of us here great consternation...

in short rs, chose life...

 

[slickdadd]

Did I say not to type in prose bwood?

 

[big_bad_buff]

GOOD READ!!!

 

[rsnoble]

Bwood: that is about the sorriest crap I ever read. Or attempted to read, thus being I skipped every other line because of my apparent drunkiness. And my apparent lack of interest. As a wise friend of mine use to always say, and he was the type to overdramatize and think to deep-like so deep it don't make sense how much dope you inhale- "You are nothing more than a Ejaculatory Penis Membrane."

Can you really respond to that, even though many feel the same way that I do? Your talents, even though you may think otherwise, are really being the true fucking dipshit that you are and shoving dove ice cream bars down your fucking throat one after another belching cum globs from your darken cavities of gayness and trying to reach out and touch someone. Fuck you bitch, this aint AT&T.

 

[bwood]

i thought my talent was annoying a failed
law student on the run from his student
loan obligations and the disaster that
is his life as a socialist zeitgeist...

but not annoying him to the point of suicide...

that would be poor form...even failed law students
have value as human beings...so dont drink that last
bottle of generic mouthwash, while thinking of the cool
caress of oblivion, which could prompt you to waddle down to
the freeway, from the wafflehouse you are assistant
manager at, to lay on the comforting warm asphalt
and await that next trucker running over on his hours
and not paying proper attention...

suicide will not erase your hideous life choices from the
collective mind of the people that know you...it will only
create a terrible smell for passersbys when the highway
patrol misses pieces of your scattered carcass, and the
buzzards find you too fetid to eat...

chose life...

 

[rsnoble]

i thought my talent was annoying a failed
law student on the run from his student
loan obligations and the disaster that
is his life as a socialist zeitgeist...

but not annoying him to the point of suicide...

that would be poor form...even failed law students
have value as human beings...so dont drink that last
bottle of generic mouthwash, while thinking of the cool
caress of oblivion, which could prompt you to waddle down to
the freeway, from the wafflehouse you are assistant
manager at, to lay on the comforting warm asphalt
and await that next trucker running over on his hours
and not paying proper attention...

suicide will not erase your hideous life choices from the
collective mind of the people that know you...it will only
create a terrible smell for passersbys when the highway
patrol misses pieces of your scattered carcass, and the
buzzards find you too fetid to eat...

chose life...

Guess what prime misery: I read about the first 2 sentences of all that. Right now I am focusing on my words, not yours. In simpleton terms: You don't matter.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Guess what prime misery: I read about the first 2 sentences of all that. Right now I am focusing on my words, not yours. In simpleton terms: You don't matter.

I guess you have accepted the fact that you are a, Moonshine Sucking, Banjo Playing, Sister Fucking, Brother Blowing, Cousin Humping, Pig Banging, Deer Anal Raping Hillbilly rsnoble!

 

[rsnoble]

I guess you have accepted the fact that you are a, Moonshine Sucking, Banjo Playing, Sister Fucking, Brother Blowing, Cousin Humping, Pig Banging, Deer Anal Raping Hillbilly rsnoble!

Moonshine=yes

Banjo=breifly, but now I play guitar. And can pretty well blow your fucking ears off.

Sister fucking=only if shes a step sister. Or extremely good looking and pissed me off recently.

Brother Blowing=not recently

Cousin humping=not unless you consider the time cousin Kent, who turned out t be gay, tried sucking my dick when I was 11.

Pig Banging=mmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,don't recall.

Deer Anal raping=no. Deer are helpless creatures and I believe deer hunting should be outlawed.

 

[bwood]

rs, dont leave...

chose life...

you have value as a human being...

put the cordless drill away...

 

[KA-BAR]

WTF

Cousin humping=not unless you consider the time cousin Kent, who turned out t be gay, tried sucking my dick when I was 11.

 

[HULKSTER]

dear rsnoble...

as you dissolve into atrophy sitting there on the old school bus seat in the slowly dissolving piss stain that is your life

LMAO!!!!! You should write for Hallmark!

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[Lestat]

lolols

 

[Mr. dB]

Funny shit.

I've met bwood in real life, and I'm pretty sure he's not a fuckwad.

 

[jnevin]

Funny shit.

I've met bwood in real life, and I'm pretty sure he's not a fuckwad.

Don't try to confuse us with the facts, gramps.

 

[swole]

lmfao sick bastards

 

[stosstruppe]

chose life...

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life."

 

[walliwalibus]

Hot damn, a war!

 

[bw1]

oololololololololololololollol

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Jesus Christ........who dug up this thread? Did anyone catch on that it's at least 5 years old?

LMAO......boy those were the days.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

There's a few threads we don't need to repost, ok? LOL.