Busted!!!

[Buddy_Christ]

we were in the basement earlier trying to clean the place up. my girlfriend found my Chasey Lain replica cyberskin pussy and ass.

 

[The Wenis]

< speechless

 

[Buddy_Christ]

< speechless

so was she.

 

[Smurfy]

Lol!!!

 

[powerslave]

Doh!

 

[tiger88]

hgahaha u buy those things

just do what id do

hey u think jose canseco ?

he fucked madonna!!!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

That had to be embarrassing!

 

[gonelifting]

Did she lick her lips?

 

[tiger88]

i bet u licked it too thinking it was pussy

i can see u fucking it on a table saying o sasha sasha my god sasha


and then u went down on it and licked it like it was a real deal cunt and played with the clit like a windsheeld wiper as well and if there was an asshole u tossed it salad and sprinkled some mayo up on that bitch too

u cumed it and then had to clean it

thats sucks

 

[Dial_tone]

just tell her it beat your ex-gfs, but didn't even remotely compare to her real thang.

 

[lil'tangerine]

Uh-oh!

 

[cutiepie04]

Now come on how can Chasey Lain compare to me?

Why do men hide their toys anyway? We all know they have them. At least he isnt screwing around. Cant get an STD from plastic.

 

[gonelifting]

Why do men hide their toys anyway? QUOTE]



I drive around with it on my hood.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i bet u licked it too thinking it was pussy

i can see u fucking it on a table saying o sasha sasha my god sasha


and then u went down on it and licked it like it was a real deal cunt and played with the clit like a windsheeld wiper as well and if there was an asshole u tossed it salad and sprinkled some mayo up on that bitch too

like you're doing any better mr. nerf football/bananna/bean bag chair/PILE OF WET SAND WITH A HOLE IN IT?!

u cumed it and then had to clean it

thats sucks

cleaning it's a bitch.

 

[bran987]

what do those things feel like?

tiger is drunk I can tell

 

[Buddy_Christ]

what do those things feel like?

tiger is drunk I can tell

actually, feels good. cyberskin kicks ass. beats the hell out of the hand, that's for sure. not quite as good as the real thing, however, it has it's perks. it doesn't bleed for 5 days once a month and never yells at you to take out the trash, so in a way, i guess it could be better than the real thing.

 

[jenscats5]

you bad bad boy!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Now come on how can Chasey Lain compare to me?

Why do men hide their toys anyway? We all know they have them. At least he isnt screwing around. Cant get an STD from plastic.

i missed your hot ass on AIM...

true but you know this means you havnt been giving him enuff sex...get to work!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Why do men hide their toys anyway?

I drive around with it on my hood.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

GL misspelled...he meant on his HEAD.

 

[SoKlueles]

um more importantly, do u use it??

 

[SoKlueles]

and the most important question, we need proof that the said appliance does exist....please show us pictures