Bros I have a paper cut

[jackangel]

I don't know how it happened. There was my finger, and here
was this piece of paper. Next thing you know, cut. There's no blood,
but I can see a line. Jesus christ.

Jnevmon, help?

 

[perkele]

You will die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

try a hot compress for 10-20 minutes then cut it off

 

[Mr. dB]

This is the worst tragedy in recorded history.

 

[jackangel]

OMG i can FEEL it

someone advise!!

 

[Lestat]

i hear curry paste is a good disinfectant

 

[pdaddy]

go to the store and buy coldsore cream containing lidocaine, buy this item then apply.

 

[Lestat]

go to the store and buy coldsore cream containing lidocaine, buy this item then apply.

does he have to buy it twice?

 

[pdaddy]

does he have to buy it twice?

Yes, that part is key

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

Cant you close up paper cuts with crazy glue?

 

[jnevin]

Dood, I just dug around in my neck with a 25g needle and didn't get anything out. I'm going to paper cut this bitch anaconda of an ingrown hair out in a minute.


Ya bastage.

 

[jackangel]

maybe gjohnson can bomb it out of your neck

 

[stilleto]

OMG, my best ever efriend and i are like twins. I have more cuts on my hand than I can count. (until i put my hand in lemon juice, then i can count them easily. i try not to plunge my hand in lemon juice that often though).

Jack, get yo'self some of that liquid bandage. it helps.

i feel so bad my best ever efriend has cuts like me.

 

[jnevin]

maybe gjohnson can bomb it out of your neck

He could karate chop it out. It is, afterall, the most powerful force in the world.

 

[Mr. dB]

OMG, my best ever efriend and i are like twins. I have more cuts on my hand than I can count. (until i put my hand in lemon juice, then i can count them easily. i try not to plunge my hand in lemon juice that often though).

Jalapeno juice is better, 'cause after it makes all your surface cuts sting, it leeches into your joints like DMSO and makes your knuckles ache for hours.

 

[stilleto]

Jalapeno juice is better, 'cause after it makes all your surface cuts sting, it leeches into your joints like DMSO and makes your knuckles ache for hours.

mmmmmmm DMSO... the stuff that makes your breath smell worse than crap.

 

[jackangel]

This is the worst tragedy in recorded history.

you're the worst recording of histology

YOU.

 

[stilleto]

I'm really upset about this. How can my best ever efriend and I play this weekend if he is in pain?

I'll nurse you back to health jack. I won't rest till you're better.

 

[Smurfy]

maybe gjohnson can bomb it out of your neck

Rorf!!!!

 

[Smurfy]

silvadene will heal you right up

 

[Cutiebaby]

call 911

 

[gjohnson5]

Let's lets have a few test runs just to see it if works...

maybe gjohnson can bomb it out of your neck

 

[gjohnson5]

Well it definitly doesn't remove stupidity...

 

[Mr. dB]

you're the worst recording of histology

YOU.

You hurt my feelings.

I totally hate that feeling that the integument on one's fingers has been broken, and you can feel the two sides rubbing against each other.

Have you considered...



















a bandage???