The good people of Elite chose your board because out of all the millions of boards on the net yours seemed to be the frontrunner for gayest and most pathetic, congrats. We believe your interest in us is amusing and want to thank you. You all must have fallen off your daddy’s cock and smacked your head on the slut bench..take your scabby pissflaps back to where you belong: kneeling submissively with your mouth open next to the urinal in the last gas station on the highway out of Mexico.
Well, looks like I’ll have to crucify each and every one of your bony, spindly bodies to matchsticks, skin your elephant man inspired features off with a cheese grater and wipe my ass with 2-ply layers of what was your moon cratered faces.