Bring Back The Gladiators!

[DcupSheepNipples]

Since the world is becoming a fucked up place again, I thought and figured out how to deal with people who are a burden to society!

So here is how it works:

Get all the rapists, muderers, child molesters, former dictators, evil politicians and other scum; and force them into gladiator combat! As for the rest of the criminals in jail, this combat is optional!

There is a point system. If you are the scum of scum (child molesters), you get no points! All you get is a pair of speedos, and a stick! If you are scum (murderers) you get perhaps, 2 points! If you are a rapist or a serial assault and battery scum you get 3 points! Robbers and theifs would get 4-5 points! And now let's say you are just in jail for not paying your taxes or something, then you get the full 10 points!

How the points work? you use them in exchange for weapons/armor! Point max is 10!

For example:

WEAPONS
Stick=0
Dagger=1
Baseball Bat=2
Sword=3
Two Handed Battle Ax=4
Chainsaw=5
Machine Gun=10

ARMOR
Speedos=0
Jeans=1
Leather Jacket=2
Helmet=3
Chain Mail Armor=4
Full Riot Gear=5
Bear Proof Suit of Kevlar=10

Put the whole thing on pay-per-view, donate the money to the victims' families, education and help lower taxes!

So who want's in on this? Besides the crap on TV is headed this way anyways! If I can get this started I could use some help so your ideas are welcome!

 

[ariolanine]

You know as well as I do it would be the highest rated television program of all time. EVERYBODY would watch it.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

You know as well as I do it would be the highest rated television program of all time. EVERYBODY would watch it.

That's it I'm going to HBO or Showtime! And if they wont have me! I'm sure Fox will accept my new Gladiator Show! And if Fox bails I'm going to local access cable! Hell I will have the highest rated show in basic cable history! Please give me more ideas! This show must be made! Besides I may give you $ points towards when Dcup's Gladiator Show goes into Reruns if your ideas get into the show!

 

[skaman607]

Since the world is becoming a fucked up place again, I thought and figured out how to deal with people who are a burden to society!

So here is how it works:

Get all the rapists, muderers, child molesters, former dictators, evil politicians and other scum; and force them into gladiator combat! As for the rest of the criminals in jail, this combat is optional!

There is a point system. If you are the scum of scum (child molesters), you get no points! All you get is a pair of speedos, and a stick! If you are scum (murderers) you get perhaps, 2 points! If you are a rapist or a serial assault and battery scum you get 3 points! Robbers and theifs would get 4-5 points! And now let's say you are just in jail for not paying your taxes or something, then you get the full 10 points!

How the points work? you use them in exchange for weapons/armor! Point max is 10!

For example:

WEAPONS
Stick=0
Dagger=1
Baseball Bat=2
Sword=3
Two Handed Battle Ax=4
Chainsaw=5
Machine Gun=10

ARMOR
Speedos=0
Jeans=1
Leather Jacket=2
Helmet=3
Chain Mail Armor=4
Full Riot Gear=5
Bear Proof Suit of Kevlar=10

Put the whole thing on pay-per-view, donate the money to the victims' families, public education and help lower taxes!

So who want's in on this? Besides the crap on TV is headed this way anyways! If I can get this started I could use some help so your ideas are welcome!

I read about this in a George Carlin book

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I'd agree if you didn't advocate support of public education.

 

[biteme]

I wanted to be on that show. I could do everything needed to qualify. You had to run a 4.8 or under 40 yd. dash, 20 pullups, I can't remember how many pushups and the other activities. A personal trainer named Jeff Thatcher who is from my area made the show. They designed it where they would be competing against smaller opponents because hardly any real big guys could qualify.

 

[SSAlexSS]

Since the world is becoming a fucked up place again, I thought and figured out how to deal with people who are a burden to society!

So here is how it works:

Get all the rapists, muderers, child molesters, former dictators, evil politicians and other scum; and force them into gladiator combat! As for the rest of the criminals in jail, this combat is optional!

There is a point system. If you are the scum of scum (child molesters), you get no points! All you get is a pair of speedos, and a stick! If you are scum (murderers) you get perhaps, 2 points! If you are a rapist or a serial assault and battery scum you get 3 points! Robbers and theifs would get 4-5 points! And now let's say you are just in jail for not paying your taxes or something, then you get the full 10 points!

How the points work? you use them in exchange for weapons/armor! Point max is 10!

For example:

WEAPONS
Stick=0
Dagger=1
Baseball Bat=2
Sword=3
Two Handed Battle Ax=4
Chainsaw=5
Machine Gun=10

ARMOR
Speedos=0
Jeans=1
Leather Jacket=2
Helmet=3
Chain Mail Armor=4
Full Riot Gear=5
Bear Proof Suit of Kevlar=10

Put the whole thing on pay-per-view, donate the money to the victims' families, education and help lower taxes!

So who want's in on this? Besides the crap on TV is headed this way anyways! If I can get this started I could use some help so your ideas are welcome!

Exactly what I thought!!!!! I wanted to post it, but you did.


My suggestions:


Modes of Play:

a)1 on 1

b)Free for all

c)Tie the criminal up and let the victims family have a go at it.

d)feed to the lions

e)A small tank against the worst offenders. 1 tank vs a group of criminal buddies.

f)Those who cannot fight engage in Russian Roullete. The winner gets a chance to compete another time, until he dies or kills himself.


Arenas:

Standard colusiam type arenas
Partially submerged arena (so you can drown your opponents)
Arenas on hot sand..........

Play cool music to reflect the mood of the match.

 

[skaman607]

I'm seroius, read his Napalm and Silly Putty book!