Break it down

[Nathan]

I was thinking that maybe if we could somehow organize the entire world to scream at the exact same instant in time then we just might be able to attract the attention of some random alien beings who could come and be our obedient pets. They could provide us with much needed love and comfort all the while protecting us from strange and foreboding other-worldly presences that might make themselves known to us.
Another possibility is that when we all perform our perfectly timed and coordinated yell it somehow unlocks the secrets of Mars and the entire planet acts as a giant projection screen upon which it's entire history and secrets are revealed to us. The hope here is that this will somehow lead to new technological marvels and thus new and more obedient pets than ever before. What if we could have pets that could withstand a more vicious beating then ever before? And now imagine you don't have to wait for your pet to heal before you can savagely beat it again. This is the dream.

 

[the nature boy]

this is a great idea. I don't care about the aliens, but the thought of everyone screaming is fucking awesome.

 

[from zero]

How's Convenience Land? How come this thread isnt about Hunter Pegor? Do you like butter?

 

[hardrock]

What do you mean? I beat my weiner everyday.

 

[Nathan]

this is a great idea. I don't care about the aliens, but the thought of everyone screaming is fucking awesome.

Are you still mulatto or what's the deal with that? Can that just go away on it's own or does it need treatment of some sort?

 

[ohashi]

I was thinking

No.

 

[the nature boy]

Are you still mulatto or what's the deal with that? Can that just go away on it's own or does it need treatment of some sort?

still mulatto you ass.

 

[Code]

You have to attend an Ivy League School to cure it.

Are you still mulatto or what's the deal with that? Can that just go away on it's own or does it need treatment of some sort?

 

[beastboy]

Are you still mulatto or what's the deal with that? Can that just go away on it's own or does it need treatment of some sort?

Persian. And I think he has Full Blown AIDS.

 

[the nature boy]

Persian. And I think he has Full Blown AIDS.

no you didn't. I'm not persian.

 

[Bullit]

Persian?

OMG, that changes everything.

 

[Nathan]

no you didn't. I'm not persian.

YEs you are!!!!! You are too Persian and you fucking know it!!!


The Nancy Boy is Persian And stupid AND gay AND he fucking know it.

 

[the nature boy]

Persian?

OMG, that changes everything.

you've already used this line on this topic.

 

[Bullit]

you've already used this line on this topic.

That post reminds me of that Threes Company episode where there was a misunderstanding.

 

[beastboy]

Do you think they like to have fun?

 

[the nature boy]

I need to find out how to lock this thread.

EF SAM = KRONK!!!!

 

[Nathan]

Do you think they like to have fun?

Persians? I doubt it. Rather, instead of joy they probably only feel fatigue mingled with a little constipation due to their practically fiber-free diets.

 

[Bullit]

Do you think they like to have fun?

I dunno, good question.

I just recently found out that I like to have fun.

Wanna know whats even more fun than having fun?
Having LOTS of fun!

 

[beastboy]

Wanna know whats even more fun than having fun?
Having LOTS of fun!

So for you....

Eating=LOTS of fun = your fat ass

 

[the nature boy]

Persians? I doubt it. Rather, instead of joy they probably only feel fatigue mingled with a little constipation due to their practically fiber-free diets.

the bread they serve w/kabobs has fiber in it. not that I'd know.

 

[Bullit]

Nature Broly comes from a long line of rug makers.

 

[from zero]

That post reminds me of that Threes Company episode where there was a misunderstanding.

I've seen better acting in tough-actin Tinactin.

 

[the nature boy]

I'm stepping down as EF whipping boy.

 

[beastboy]

the bread they serve w/kabobs has fiber in it. not that I'd know.

Duh! You should! You're Persian.

 

[IhateOsama]

I'm stepping down as EF whipping boy.

You were much better as Satanic Goatslayer, Captain Insano, and Kitten With A Whip.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I hate butter

 

[the nature boy]

You were much better as Satanic Goatslayer, Captain Insano, and Kitten With A Whip.

no you didn't associate me with captain insano.

 

[IhateOsama]

no you didn't associate me with captain insano.

Sorry to out you. By the way how are insano's groupies?

 

[Bullit]

Nature Brolys office footwear:

 

[the nature boy]

Sorry to out you. By the way how are insano's groupies?

now you're confusing me.

 

[jackangel]

That post reminds me of that Threes Company episode where there was a misunderstanding.

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EF-U Mart

Receipt for: ColonCowboy

11/18/2003 2:03PM

Item.........................Price

The Nature Boy........Zing!
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Total: 0wn3d
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[IhateOsama]

now you're confusing me.

Remember you had you Insano Groupie's list with all the hot Elite hoes like smalls etc. This was after Plifter and SG had a fight and May1010 pretended he almost died but he did die but he was not really dead. Next strongchick said Americans deserved to die and chesty told her to fuck off and she said ok but kept coming back and then The Steel Beast made light of the Happy Scrappy Smalls romp and then small showed some skin and then the password and then MG hit on Ceebs next Neverbuff got hot and heavy with Anabolicmd next thing we Know Kronk is EF sam.

 

[the nature boy]

Nature Brolys office footwear:

hey that's what the iron sheik used to wear. he was iranian. good thing I'm not.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

So NB's the Iron Sheik?

 

[IvanOffelitch]

I was thinking that maybe if we could somehow organize the entire world to scream at the exact same instant in time then we just might be able to attract the attention of some random alien beings who could come and be our obedient pets. They could provide us with much needed love and comfort all the while protecting us from strange and foreboding other-worldly presences that might make themselves known to us.
Another possibility is that when we all perform our perfectly timed and coordinated yell it somehow unlocks the secrets of Mars and the entire planet acts as a giant projection screen upon which it's entire history and secrets are revealed to us. The hope here is that this will somehow lead to new technological marvels and thus new and more obedient pets than ever before. What if we could have pets that could withstand a more vicious beating then ever before? And now imagine you don't have to wait for your pet to heal before you can savagely beat it again. This is the dream.

I'm getting this strange visual of Nathan.....(notice the headband)