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Becoming said:dude I thought this was a new post (must have missed it the first time)
funny stuff. what a douche you were.
stuff like this leads to wearing visors. just goes to show ya.
Gambino said:lol i love this post and the naiveness on my part.
granted, i was a young lad of 25, i still am a pussy
Gambino said:lol i love this post and the naiveness on my part.
granted, i was a young lad of 25, i still am a pussy
Becoming said:dude I thought this was a new post (must have missed it the first time)
funny stuff. what a douche you were.
stuff like this leads to wearing visors. just goes to show ya.
alien amp pharm said:It's fun to go back and read stuff like this.
A few weeks ago I got bored and looked up the threads from when that 20 year old virgin pwned me.
I was reading them and thinking "Did I really do and say this stuff?"
I had to laugh
...and cry.
alien amp pharm said:It's fun to go back and read stuff like this.
A few weeks ago I got bored and looked up the threads from when that 20 year old virgin pwned me.
I was reading them and thinking "Did I really do and say this stuff?"
I had to laugh
...and cry.
this is an honest bumpGambino said:let this be a lessen to all who read this
and mods please don't lock this, it is very relevant today, esp with all the gf talk
Gambino said:Dated girl for 4 months, bought her phat diamond earrings for her b-day, chic dumped my ass a month later. Misses her ex, loves me but doesn't want to be with me, etc. Should I get the earrings back? I'm thinking so...
txbondsman said:ask to come over as "friends" sometime and bring her favorite drink, Tequila works great for this. Get snot slinging drunk and after she is passed out, go to her jewlery box and steal them back, while there, look for other expensive shit she has and steal her shit too. Of course, you'll have to move after that but you'll have the damn earings back...
< hands Bino a card, "If you ever need me..."![]()
txbondsman said:ask to come over as "friends" sometime and bring her favorite drink, Tequila works great for this. Get snot slinging drunk and after she is passed out, go to her jewlery box and steal them back, while there, look for other expensive shit she has and steal her shit too. Of course, you'll have to move after that but you'll have the damn earings back...
< hands Bino a card, "If you ever need me..."![]()

Gambino said:Dated girl for 4 months, bought her phat diamond earrings for her b-day, chic dumped my ass a month later. Misses her ex, loves me but doesn't want to be with me, etc. Should I get the earrings back? I'm thinking so...
Gambino said:Dated girl for 4 months, bought her phat diamond earrings for her b-day, chic dumped my ass a month later. Misses her ex, loves me but doesn't want to be with me, etc. Should I get the earrings back? I'm thinking so...
lmaoWalkingBeast said:Disconnect her head from her body using a tool of choice, socket fuck her skull (after removing the eyes,( DONT GET SLOPPY ON ME!! BREATHE MOTHERFUCKER BREATHE!) Use your 19 inch arm to shove your fist through here ass hole and out of the hole that used to be her head, then shove your entire fist into your mouth (Like MULE!) ,take it back out, now jerk yourself off with her spine and floss your teeth with her intestines, next stab her ten thousand and five times with the sharp end of a floppy disk, now remove the earrings off of her face with your teeth, then take your time...Redecorate the living place with her hair, teeth and facial bones..Then skin her face, put it in the microwave on HIGH for five minutes take it out and rub it against your dick until it melts all over (Get it CUMS OFF hahaha) Then return to the headless corpse and eat her titties off (Be sure to swallow those nipples young man!) If everything was done correctly, you should have a headless corpse with gaping holes where titties used to be, One GAPING asshole and a few more gaping holes, removal of the spine has made her body kinda wobbly, Perfect for playing pretend games, Like "Rape Your Crippled Mother" , Also we are not done yet! I know this is too much fun to bare!, but please stay with me, it gets better! Remove all of her limbs with a hack saw, stuff em up that gaping asshole, Yell SLUT,BITCH,CUNT,WHORE for 10 hours straight, then stuff your sega genesis into her snatch and toss it off of an 80 story building so that it lands onto some bald middle aged fuck, Now go back downstairs (Do not take the elevator) And be quick, cuz you dont want the fun to be missing when you get there! Now collect the mangled corpse of the slut,whore,cunt,bitch and the flattened bald dude, bring em up to your apartment and have a "Going away party" ..Be sure to invite Sal Monella and The incredible Tumbling Elephant Man! Hope that helps ThanX No need for applause
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