Boudreaux and Thibodeau joke

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Boudreaux paddles down the bayou past Thibodeau’s house while Thibodeau is standing out on his dock. Thibodeau ask, “what you got there in the boat Boudreaux”? To which Boudreaux replies, “crab grass”

A few hours later Boudreaux comes paddling up the bayou with a boat full of crabs

The next day Boudreaux paddles past Thibodeaux’s house and Thibodeau ask, “what you got there in the boat Boudreaux”? To which Boudreaux replies, “duck weed”

A few hours later Boudreaux comes paddling up the bayou with a boat full of ducks

The next day Boudreaux paddles past Thibodeaux’s house and Thibodeau ask, “what you got there in the boat Boudreaux”? To which Boudreaux replies, “pussy willow”

Thibodeau says, “move over, I’m getting in the boat”

 

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Boudreaux bought a new pair of boots and spent all day shinning them.

He walked up to a young lady and said, "I bet I can tell what color your underwear is"
Then he peeks down at the reflection of his shiney boot and says, "they're white"

The young lady says, "How did you know that"?

The next day he tells the same young lady, "I bet I can tell you what color your underwear is"
He peeks down at the reflection in his shiney boot and says "they're blue"
The young lady responds, "How do you know that"?

The next day Boudreaux tells the young lady, "I bet I can tell you what color your underwear is"
He peeks down then has a baffled look on his face and says, "I can't tell you today"
The young lady says, "I'm not wearing any"

To which Boudreaux replies, "that's a relief ... I thought I had a split in my boot"

 

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*chirp*

 

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Boudreaux bought a new pair of boots and spent all day shinning them.

He walked up to a young lady and said, "I bet I can tell what color your underwear is"
Then he peeks down at the reflection of his shiney boot and says, "they're white"

The young lady says, "How did you know that"?

The next day he tells the same young lady, "I bet I can tell you what color your underwear is"
He peeks down at the reflection in his shiney boot and says "they're blue"
The young lady responds, "How do you know that"?

The next day Boudreaux tells the young lady, "I bet I can tell you what color your underwear is"
He peeks down then has a baffled look on his face and says, "I can't tell you today"
The young lady says, "I'm not wearing any"

To which Boudreaux replies, "that's a relief ... I thought I had a split in my boot"

or camel toe

 

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or camel toe

or crack

 

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gash