Boooo on this

[habitualhealth]

Received this email this am

Women think they already know everything, but wait -- training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits wtf? that's absurd!
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears -- The Last Resort, Not The First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking I dont get this?
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up
12. Introduction To Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into A Space
14. Water Retention: Fact Or Fat *GASP*
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs & Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How Not To Inflict Your Diets On Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem… Not His like hell it's not
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have please see #3
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil & Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

 

[TheMessiah]

LMAO!!! That's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[from zero]

lol

That's awesome.

 

[habitualhealth]

Here's a few I (if I weren't the perfect woman ) would toss in: lol


1) The Toilet Seat: A Shared Responsibility.
2) American Sports Level I: A Brief History and Overview
3) American Sports Level II: Sports that Penalize for Contact..are Not Sports.
4) American Sports Level III: An Intricate Knowledge of All Things Super Bowl
5) Strip Tease: Know It, Do It. (gotta keep that flame alive people!)


man, i'm so clever...

 

[DIVISION]

LMAO!!! That's the gift that keeps on giving.

NEW MESSIAH!!!!!!!!

Some of those training courses could bode well for you HH.





DIV

 

[alien amp pharm]

Now this is a thread I'd still laugh at even if you weren't hot.

Funny stuff!

 

[BUBBLES]

Haha nice..

 

[artrius]

Sounds like a BS in Goodwivery.....

You women really need to get educated, really. At one university there was a class called: Philosophy of relatioships I: Know your place.

 

[DIVISION]

Sounds like a BS in Goodwivery.....

You women really need to get educated, really. At one university there was a class called: Philosophy of relatioships I: Know your place.

True.....

Let the bombing begin!



DIV

 

[habitualhealth]

Some of those training courses could bode well for you HH.
DIV

Funny, i thought a few of them had your name written allll over them.