Blind dates from hell... ever been on one?

[jnevin]

I never went on one, but always kind of wished I did to see how bad it could be.

When I was bartending I went to lunch with a girl that asked me out. She was really freaking hot and only had maybe two drinks, so I thought she might be normal. It couldn't have been more than 10 minutes into lunch when she started talking about how her ex used to hit her and she started bawling. Like super loud bawling and sobbing and blowing her nose really loud. She was crying like when a little kid just loses it and can't breathe because they're hysterical. I walked out.

 

[Cal_21]

Hell no.


(he wasnt that good looking)

Butt I am lol

 

[Cal_21]

I never went on one, but always kind of wished I did to see how bad it could be.

When I was bartending I went to lunch with a girl that asked me out. She was really freaking hot and only had maybe two drinks, so I thought she might be normal. It couldn't have been more than 10 minutes into lunch when she started talking about how her ex used to hit her and she started bawling. Like super loud bawling and sobbing and blowing her nose really loud. She was crying like when a little kid just loses it and can't breathe because they're hysterical. I walked out.

lololololol

p.s. sweet avatar

 

[georgie24]

Hell no.


(he wasnt that good looking)

lol he was ugly and broke and had baggage. how did you manage your time with them lol?

if he had to get dropped off by ex wife that should of raised a bright red flag

 

[jnevin]

lololololol

p.s. sweet avatar

lol. thanks

 

[AAP]

if he had to get dropped off by ex wife that should of raised a bright red flag

Fuck yeah man. I should have known better, but wasn't aware of it until after the movie.

AAP : Well that was, well... um, nice. I been waiting to see that cartoon for a long time now.

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Yeah it rocked. So where did you park?

AAP : Oh, just over there. *waves hands dismissively in opposite direction*

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Ok, let's go.

AAP : You know, that's a good idea. Let's go. I go home and you go back, well home I guess too.

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Or we could go back to my place.

AAP : [icely] no. we. couldn't. [/icely]

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Why not, you got to take us home anyway.

AAP : No, I don't think so.

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : How are we going to get home?

AAP : The same way you got here I suppose. You didn't walk did you?

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : No, I had a ride. Sort of.

AAP : What kind of ride? You didn't drive?

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Nah man, my ex wife dropped us off.

AAP : Why she do that?

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : cause I ain't got no car. would you mind giving us a ride back?

*******silence the entire trip********

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Well here we are. Are you sure you wouldn't like to come ins..

AAP : GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cal_21]

Fuck yeah man. I should have known better, but wasn't aware of it until after the movie.

AAP : Well that was, well... um, nice. I been waiting to see that cartoon for a long time now.

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Yeah it rocked. So where did you park?

AAP : Oh, just over there. *waves hands dismissively in opposite direction*

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Ok, let's go.

AAP : You know, that's a good idea. Let's go. I go home and you go back, well home I guess too.

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Or we could go back to my place.

AAP : [icely] no. we. couldn't. [/icely]

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Why not, you got to take us home anyway.

AAP : No, I don't think so.

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : How are we going to get home?

AAP : The same way you got here I suppose. You didn't walk did you?

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : No, I had a ride. Sort of.

AAP : What kind of ride? You didn't drive?

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Nah man, my ex wife dropped us off.

AAP : Why she do that?

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : cause I ain't got no car. would you mind giving us a ride back?

*******silence the entire trip********

BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Well here we are. Are you sure you wouldn't like to come ins..

AAP : GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drop the zero get with the her