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Blind dates from hell... ever been on one?
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the_clockwork
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I've never been on a blind date.
GoldenDelicious
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clockwork, how many times has AAP stretched you now? LOL
aaaanyway
back in my young and stupid socially clueless uni days, i was invited to go out to dinner and the movies with about 11 people also doing the pharmacy course (what a bunch of fucking nerds, i saw some of them recently)
so i turn up, and magically, 10 of those 11 people had "other things to do", and the ONLY person to turn up (apart from myself) was the UGLIEST, BITCHIEST, RETARD girl in the course. she was really mousy, with hunched shoulders and limp brown hair and a goofy face that made you immediately imagine her playing in a barn, covered in cowshit and flies, in overalls
so it was kinda a blind date. except it was more like a trap. and i was the bunny rabbit.
anyway we ate at a place called Billy Baxters (I ate a burger. I remember looking at it thinking "you were once a cow, then you got blended up with 21 herbs and spices and cooked at 400 degrees on a scalding hot piece of metal for 20 minutes, then someone threw vegetables at you and squirted colorful liquids all over you, and you STILL look better than this chick wtf") and went to see the movie Face Off (with travolta and cage) which was ironic, cos thats what i wanted to do to myself with my fingernails
anyway of course nothing happened cos i was clueless back then and wouldnt have touched her out of fear of ridicule by my classmates for the next 5 years. when i saw her a few months ago i was like "golden, would you sportfuck this girl for old times sake?"
...."naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!" lol
i dunno if that counts, but ive wanted to get that off my chest for a while LOL
aaaanyway
back in my young and stupid socially clueless uni days, i was invited to go out to dinner and the movies with about 11 people also doing the pharmacy course (what a bunch of fucking nerds, i saw some of them recently)
so i turn up, and magically, 10 of those 11 people had "other things to do", and the ONLY person to turn up (apart from myself) was the UGLIEST, BITCHIEST, RETARD girl in the course. she was really mousy, with hunched shoulders and limp brown hair and a goofy face that made you immediately imagine her playing in a barn, covered in cowshit and flies, in overalls
so it was kinda a blind date. except it was more like a trap. and i was the bunny rabbit.
anyway we ate at a place called Billy Baxters (I ate a burger. I remember looking at it thinking "you were once a cow, then you got blended up with 21 herbs and spices and cooked at 400 degrees on a scalding hot piece of metal for 20 minutes, then someone threw vegetables at you and squirted colorful liquids all over you, and you STILL look better than this chick wtf") and went to see the movie Face Off (with travolta and cage) which was ironic, cos thats what i wanted to do to myself with my fingernails
anyway of course nothing happened cos i was clueless back then and wouldnt have touched her out of fear of ridicule by my classmates for the next 5 years. when i saw her a few months ago i was like "golden, would you sportfuck this girl for old times sake?"
...."naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!" lol
i dunno if that counts, but ive wanted to get that off my chest for a while LOL
string_bean00
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she was kinda fat
I had one that I was meeting the guy at a movie and he showed with his toddler son. Because it was HIS weekend to keep the child. And we watched the Lion King movie. When it came time to go, I couldn't ditch him because his EX wife had dropped him off at the theater and he didn't have a car. So I had to give him a ride back.
When we got to his house he had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to come in.
When we got to his house he had the nerve to ask me if I wanted to come in.
jnevin
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I never went on one, but always kind of wished I did to see how bad it could be.
When I was bartending I went to lunch with a girl that asked me out. She was really freaking hot and only had maybe two drinks, so I thought she might be normal. It couldn't have been more than 10 minutes into lunch when she started talking about how her ex used to hit her and she started bawling. Like super loud bawling and sobbing and blowing her nose really loud. She was crying like when a little kid just loses it and can't breathe because they're hysterical. I walked out.
When I was bartending I went to lunch with a girl that asked me out. She was really freaking hot and only had maybe two drinks, so I thought she might be normal. It couldn't have been more than 10 minutes into lunch when she started talking about how her ex used to hit her and she started bawling. Like super loud bawling and sobbing and blowing her nose really loud. She was crying like when a little kid just loses it and can't breathe because they're hysterical. I walked out.
lol
georgie24 said:
Fuck yeah man. I should have known better, but wasn't aware of it until after the movie.
AAP : Well that was, well... um, nice. I been waiting to see that cartoon for a long time now.
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Yeah it rocked. So where did you park?
AAP : Oh, just over there. *waves hands dismissively in opposite direction*
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Ok, let's go.
AAP : You know, that's a good idea. Let's go. I go home and you go back, well home I guess too.
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Or we could go back to my place.
AAP : [icely] no. we. couldn't. [/icely]
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Why not, you got to take us home anyway.
AAP : No, I don't think so.
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : How are we going to get home?
AAP : The same way you got here I suppose. You didn't walk did you?
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : No, I had a ride. Sort of.
AAP : What kind of ride? You didn't drive?
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Nah man, my ex wife dropped us off.
AAP : Why she do that?
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : cause I ain't got no car. would you mind giving us a ride back?
*******silence the entire trip********
BrokeAssGuyW/Baggage : Well here we are. Are you sure you wouldn't like to come ins..
AAP : GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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