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Biteme, let me ask you a question.

biteme

biteme

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Do you enjoy talking to yourself?

Why yes. Yes, I do. Thanks for asking.
 
Pamela said:
How's your job?
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Sux ass. But, new opportunities are on the horizon. :)
 
Biteme, how did you get to be so ravishingly handsome and jacked to the hilt?

Well, I practice my look in the mirror. I think it's mainly my eyes. They are very penetrating and are blue/grey. I'm jacked because I'm discliplined and dedicated. Next question.
 
How did you get so smart? Born that way?

Mostly yes. An inherited high I.Q. But, my interests are very narrowed, so I don't know a lot about many things in detail.
 
Do you believe in God?

Yes and no. Next question.
 
Are you happy with your penis?

Without a doubt. I'm a grower and not a shower.
 
How many women have you slept with?

I will never tell.
 
Well, thanks for taking the time to answer your questions. You need to go to bed tonight. You can continue this interview tomorrow. Just remember, You're good enough, you're thmart enough, and doggone it, people like you.
 
way to much free time. i thought when men had that much free time they jerked off or something. oh well never will understand men.
 
Are you highly cultured? Do you like classical music?

Fuck no. Well, maybe a few pieces.
 
Do you swear as much in real life as you do on EF?

Only when I'm pissed. I don't curse in common conversation. I think it's classless. But, it's for entertainment purposes on EF where everything is larger than life.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
wouldn't hurt...
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Then again, it might hurt alot.
 
biteme said:
Do you swear as much in real life as you do on EF?

Only when I'm pissed. I don't curse in common conversation. I think it's classless. But, it's for entertainment purposes on EF where everything is larger than life.
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i thought you said you were a grower, not a shower?
 
What do you enjoy most about working out?

It's a close call between how it makes me look and feel about myself and the natural high that I get during and after a workout.
 
WIll you take back control of your house when your elder sister leaves in March?

Absolutely, there's a pile of dog shit in the floor as I type this. I will have a big celebration.
 
What is your biggest regret?

Never having achieved a career because of indecisiveness. And I only need a career for the money and freedom, not in order to feel good about myself.
 
Did you ever go through any offbeat phases in life?

I was a vegetarian for several months. Denouncing the slaughter of animals just to feed my taste for blood. I decided that it wouldn't make a difference and started eating meat again.

I tried to stop masturbating, but only made it 3 days.

I wanted to join the Peace Corps and make a difference and help change the world. But, I realized this was pointless as well.
 
Are you fascinated with yourself?

Evidently. But, I have to go back to bed and sleep some more so I can workout before work. Remember, you're good enough, you're thmart enough, and doggone it...... people like you. Leave the dog shit on floor for sister to clean up. Damn, it smells.
 
Just one more question before you retire. What do you think people think of you?

I'm curious, but I don't really give a fuck, cause I'm not changing. I am me.
 
Spanky11 said:
is bitme an insecure attention seeking whore?

why yes, this post verifies that.
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Is Spanky 11 one of your few EF nemesis?

Probably the only one. THe other fuckturds are long gone.
 
biteme said:
I was a vegetarian for several months. Denouncing the slaughter of animals just to feed my taste for blood. I decided that it wouldn't make a difference and started eating meat again.

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ROFLMFAO!! Sounds exactly like when I was vegan for awhile! Haha then I went on the Atkins. :cow: :velvett:
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Is your sister a bitch?

Yes. BUt, the other one is not. 1 out of 2 ain't bad.
 
biteme said:
Is Spanky 11 one of your few EF nemesis?

Probably the only one. THe other fuckturds are long gone.
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i have no problems with you personally - it is your stupid posts that you start up and need to reply to yourself all the time....

oh, and i ain't going no where...
 
Spanky11 said:
i have no problems with you personally - it is your stupid posts that you start up and need to reply to yourself all the time....

oh, and i ain't going no where...
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Thread hijacker. Feel free to criticize all you want. Any attention is better than no attention. Actually, I don't think that's true.
 
biteme said:
Thread hijacker. Feel free to criticize all you want. Any attention is better than no attention. Actually, I don't think that's true.
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please feel free to increase your medications any time soon...
 
I like his threads and posts no matter how insane they are, keep em coming biteme.
 
BrothaBill said:
I like his threads and posts no matter how insane they are, keep em coming biteme.
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Why thank you Brotha. I'll be back. My goal is to bump this thread to the top every time I sign back on, until I run out of questions to ask myself.
 
Spanky11 said:
:rolleyes:
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Thanks for taking your valuable time to play with me Spanky. I'll be back later. Ciao.
 
Spanky11 said:
i wouldn't bother, i'm done with you in this thread
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Who is this person that speaks to me as if I need his advice? "My name is Philip, Sire, I am skilled in the arts of war." "Are you, are you? Then tell me, what would you do if...................
 
Did you sleep good honey?

Pretty well. Now I have to get ready to workout and go to work. I want to stay home mommy.
 
What do you want to do with the rest of your life now that you have reached the age of forty?

I don't know. Just keep training and working. Find a job where I can actually retire before I'm 70. Watch over my child closely.
 
biteme said:
What do you want to do with the rest of your life now that you have reached the age of forty?

I don't know. Just keep training and working. Find a job where I can actually retire before I'm 70. Watch over my child closely.
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You better save some money!

How did you get your user name? ;)
 
Pamela said:
You better save some money!

How did you get your user name? ;)
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Actually I had another user name for the first 3 months I was on the site. I couldn't log in one day, and was severely annoyed, so I changed my username from Sereneman to Biteme. :)
 
Did you use steroids to achieve your massive muscles?
No way. Just hard work, lots of protein, and cell tech creatine. ;)
 
How did your interview go today?

Waste of time.
 
Are you becoming a little bored of EF lately and do you need a break?
Yes. I'm sure it will make some people happy. I'm disappointed at something I read on the board the other day that makes me question the integrity of someone very important to EF.
 
What is your # 1 goal in life right now?

To reach 20,000 posts on Elite. I always aim high.
 
Name some of your fondest memories that has nothing to do with sex.

Ummmm. Ummmmm. I'll have to think about it for awhile.
 
biteme said:
Are you becoming a little bored of EF lately and do you need a break?
Yes. I'm sure it will make some people happy. I'm disappointed at something I read on the board the other day that makes me question the integrity of someone very important to EF.
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:worried:
 
BrothaBill said:
:wavey:
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Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me.

Have you ever been so horny that you had to pull over and masturbate?

Yes. At least 5 times or more.
 
Do you like it when people pay attention to you on Elite? Do you enjoy it when you make someone laugh?

Yes and Yes. In real life, (this is real but not the same) I'm kind of shy and don't like being in the spotlight, so I try to make up for that need here. I'm an attention whore, I admit it. But when I get too much attention here, I still want to stick my head in the sand and hide.
 
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