Biteme hows the married life?

[wootoom]

you there?

 

[digimon7068]

you there?

how's the wife and kids toomer??

 

[wootoom]

how's the wife and kids toomer??

good bro.

 

[biteme]

you there?

No different, because we've lived together for nearly a year. Thanks for asking! I want to take some people's lives. Want to join me?

 

[wootoom]

No different, because we've lived together for nearly a year. Thanks for asking! I want to take some people's lives. Want to join me?

Um ya fuggin rights i want to fuckin scythe someones fuckin torso.

 

[biteme]

Um ya fuggin rights i want to fuckin scythe someones fuckin torso.

Hell yeah. Let's hunt em' down.

 

[Bikini Mod]

No different, because we've lived together for nearly a year. Thanks for asking! I want to take some people's lives. Want to join me?

I'm a little confused. Not that it matters, but I remember reading on another thread that you said you waited 11 months to have sex with her but this is the second time I saw you say you've lived together for near that amount of time. You saying that ya'll lived together all that time and didn't get busy?

Shit, ya'll got waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more discipline then the whole rest of the planet....

 

[vixensghost]

lol@ Kini. However, she does have a valid point on the date issue.

I would never marry a man who withheld sex for 11 months, OR a woman for that matter.

Hope married life continues to go well for you, Bite me. Well, all except the sexless stage.

 

[vixensghost]

I bet he's getting busy to make up for lost time. ;-)

 

[Bikini Mod]

lol@ Kini. However, she does have a valid point on the date issue.

I would never marry a man who withheld sex for 11 months, OR a woman for that matter.

Hope married life continues to go well for you, Bite me. Well, all except the sexless stage.

Hey, it's no thing to me. Really it doesnt matter. I was just wondering how someone could make such a HYUGE error when it comes to something that is happening... like now.

It just sorta made me go, "huh?" especially given all the "I am having SUCH AWESOME sex threads" that Biteme put up over the past several months.

 

[biteme]

I was joking about not having sex for 11 months. Y'all should know me better than that. I can hold out for 2 weeks maybe.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Oh... I woulda thought you woulda put a smiley then so's we would know that it was a joke.

Sometimes it's hard to tell about those things.

 

[biteme]

Oh... I woulda thought you woulda put a smiley then so's we would know that it was a joke.

Sometimes it's hard to tell about those things.

I know. Sometimes people are joking with me and I think they're serious and I want to get my scythe after them. We all make faulty assumptions here sometimes.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I know. Sometimes people are joking with me and I think they're serious and I want to get my scythe after them. We all make faulty assumptions here sometimes.

You do realize that when you post stuff like that up it causes people to get a perception of you that isn't necessarily favorable.... right?

 

[biteme]

You do realize that when you post stuff like that up it causes people to get a perception of you that isn't necessarily favorable.... right?

I'm just here to entertain myself anyway. The ones that like my EF persona, always will. The rest can bury me upside down and kiss me ass, cause I dont give a fuck.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Alive?


Lot's a shit is what I sezzzzz.

 

[biteme]

Alive?


Lot's a shit is what I sezzzzz.

What?

 

[Bikini Mod]

I'm just here to entertain myself anyway. The ones that like my EF persona, always will. The rest can bury me upside down and kiss me ass, cause I dont give a fuck.

LOL My husband was commenting on this part of your statement.

That would be A LOT of shit if you were burried alive.

 

[Spartacus]

I bet he's getting busy to make up for lost time. ;-)

 

[all the whey]

I wonder if biteme has joined wootom having to sleep on the couch?

 

[Raptorex]

WootGoon

 

[all the whey]

WootGoon

If you are going to change his name from wootom.

It should be changed to Footon. Because, that's where his wife makes him sleep.

 

[Raptorex]

 

[biteme]

OMG. That looks exactly like my daughter in the face.

 

[wootoom]

OMG. That looks exactly like my daughter in the face.

would you still hit it?

 

[all the whey]

would you still hit it?

damn


Now, I see why your wife makes you sleep on the couch.

 

[wootoom]

thats gettin a liitle old.......