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alien amp pharm inspired me to keep the hell away from programs like msn and AIM
Tuc inspired me to diet
P0ink inspired me to keep away from marijuana
BBF inspired me to keep pictures of my peepee to myself
Fonz inspired me to just be myself
Qt inspired me to go to Canada
and to chat up the girl at the front counter of supplement stores suggestively (you never know what shes about to ask you to do 
)
RADAR inspired me to lose my fear of ageing
Djufo inspired me to skip his posts
BO-DEN inspired me to buy a Taser
The Ejaculator inspired me to practice safe sex
Seashell also inspired me to go to Canada
and to be nice to people
Gymgurl inspired me to go MILF hunting
Jerkbox inspired me to get up and grab a beer...half a hundred times
MattTheSideWalker inspired me to wear pinstriped pants to urinals
Fyxgel inspired me to go out and get laid, just because i could
Perkele inspired me to K whore
AAP inspired me to buy a jigsaw and plywood for one of my friends and to train harder. a lot harder. bastard 
Biteme inspired me to refuse to date a girl who has dogs in the house
Pamela inspired me to clean all my windows and mirrors. twice.
BigDawg has inspired me to do a massive posedown in my boxers in a nightclub; havnt had the chance though
Chef inspired me to carry extra clothing with me at all times on buses
you guys are all muses, that why i come here, its great
Tuc inspired me to diet
P0ink inspired me to keep away from marijuana
BBF inspired me to keep pictures of my peepee to myself
Fonz inspired me to just be myself
Qt inspired me to go to Canada
and to chat up the girl at the front counter of supplement stores suggestively (you never know what shes about to ask you to do )RADAR inspired me to lose my fear of ageing
Djufo inspired me to skip his posts
BO-DEN inspired me to buy a Taser
The Ejaculator inspired me to practice safe sex
Seashell also inspired me to go to Canada
and to be nice to people Gymgurl inspired me to go MILF hunting
Jerkbox inspired me to get up and grab a beer...half a hundred times
MattTheSideWalker inspired me to wear pinstriped pants to urinals
Fyxgel inspired me to go out and get laid, just because i could
Perkele inspired me to K whore
AAP inspired me to buy a jigsaw and plywood for one of my friends
and to train harder. a lot harder. bastard Biteme inspired me to refuse to date a girl who has dogs in the house
Pamela inspired me to clean all my windows and mirrors. twice.
BigDawg has inspired me to do a massive posedown in my boxers in a nightclub; havnt had the chance though
Chef inspired me to carry extra clothing with me at all times on buses
you guys are all muses, that why i come here, its great
GoldenDelicious said:alien amp pharm inspired me to keep the hell away from programs like msn and AIM
Tuc inspired me to diet
P0ink inspired me to keep away from marijuana
BBF inspired me to keep pictures of my peepee to myself
Fonz inspired me to just be myself
Qt inspired me to go to Canada
RADAR inspired me to lose my fear of ageing
Djufo inspired me to skip his posts
BO-DEN inspired me to buy a Taser
The Ejaculator inspired me to practice safe sex
Seashell also inspired me to go to Canada
Gymgurl inspired me to go MILF hunting
Jerkbox inspired me to get up and grab a beer...half a hundred times
MattTheSideWalker inspired me to wear pinstriped pants to urinals
Fyxgel inspired me to go out and get laid, just because i could
Perkele inspired me to K whore
AAP inspired me to buy a jigsaw and plywood for one of my friends
Biteme inspired me to refuse to date a girl who has dogs in the house
Pamela inspired me to clean all my windows and mirrors. twice.
BigDawg has inspired me to do a massive posedown in my boxers in a nightclub; havnt had the chance though
Chef inspired me to carry extra clothing with me at all times on buses
you guys are all muses, that why i come here, its great
That was damn funny,
GoldenDelicious
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eh, glad you liked it...seems my sense of humour is coming back after my concussion...
GoldenDelicious
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YES I DOPamela said:
i was hit in the head above my left temple by a guy with a glass ashtray in his hand 13 days ago, in an unprovoked (completely) nightclub attack. I just stepped in the door now from seeing the investigative officer, because im going to sue the bastard, on top of taking him to criminal court im telling you its made me go stupid; apart form having a headache for a week, i couldnt form sentences with my normal vocabulary, wasnt as lucid, and generally felt really spaced out, all the time (you know that feeling you get when you wake up after drinking the night before? i have been like taht for a week!) which really sucks, because i cant come up with wisecracks as easily as i could. i feel like someone stole 20 IQ points!!
anyway i have an appointment at the neurologist coming up, because i know that i have at least some brain swelling. all the bits of my brain that make me love myself are a lot bigger than average
and also, all the bits of my brain that make me a tremendous lover are also much bigger than normal...though that has nothing to do with the blow to the head clean your mirror, dammit!
GoldenDelicious said:YES I DO
im telling you its made me go stupid; apart form having a headache for a week, i couldnt form sentences with my normal vocabulary, wasnt as lucid, and generally felt really spaced out, all the time (you know that feeling you get when you wake up after drinking the night before? i have been like taht for a week!) which really sucks, because i cant come up with wisecracks as easily as i could. i feel like someone stole 20 IQ points!!
anyway i have an appointment at the neurologist coming up, because i know that i have at least some brain swelling. all the bits of my brain that make me love myself are a lot bigger than average
clean your mirror, dammit!
You see. That's why I stay out of nightclubs. Crazy people like Mike Tyson go to them.
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