Birth Control In Your House

[wootoom]

wtf

 

[the_clockwork]

bump

 

[*The_West*]

when i read the title of this it had great potential for a parody, but then inside it had only 'wtf?'
im disappointed.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I use the traditional metal coat hangar

 

[*The_West*]

I use the traditional metal coat hangar

thats abortion, not birth control.

 

[wootoom]

im str8

 

[seaking420]

im gay now

 

[wootoom]

really?

 

[txbondsman]

unfortunately.... abstinance :-(

 

[*The_West*]

i used to be a gay

 

[wootoom]

i found another girl

 

[*The_West*]

i found another girl

dos she have a nice kebab?

 

[wootoom]

dos she have a nice kebab?

she is the owner of a diet center....fuck what a body

 

[*The_West*]

she is the owner of a diet center....fuck what a body

i guess she would. you reckon you can do it?

 

[wootoom]

 

[seaking420]

^^^Shes hot bro

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Nice lookin adams apple

 

[wootoom]

ya shes great and she loves sex

 

[*The_West*]

nice looking body. good work mr allen. how old is she? she looks a bit mature. not that thats a bad thing, i like the more experienced woman.

 

[wootoom]

nice looking body. good work mr allen. how old is she? she looks a bit mature. not that thats a bad thing, i like the more experienced woman.

ya bro shes 29..shes a year older than me..i like it...i need a girl that knows what she wants

 

[*The_West*]

ya bro shes 29..shes a year older than me..i like it...i need a girl that knows what she wants

nice. so your actually banging it then?
i know what you mean, id had enough of banging 18 year old by the time i was, er...18 lol. i much prefer 25-30 and sexy ladies in that age group are the first i hit on in a club or something. having said that when i get to 30 i will probably go through a phase of banging 18 year olds again.