Billy Ocean

[satanic goatslayer]

Have you ever went over a friends house to eat

And the food just ain't no good?

The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush

So you bludgeon Mom to death with a log of wood

So you try to play it off like you think you can

By sayin that youre full

And then your friend says momma he's just being polite

He tears out your stomach to show his mom and says uh uh that's bull

 

[WarriorPL]

Death rock Karaoke.

LOL!!!! Exactly hahaha
SG you are one messed up fuck but you're funny as hell!!! hahah


~WizKid

 

[satanic goatslayer]

My body lies over the ocean,
My body lies over the sea,
My bloated body is given to thee....

And then you stole my body and ripped out all of my
now useless organs and sold them to the chinese who then sold them on the black market for no more than 50,000 dollars and then you took my body to a taxidermist and got it stuffed and used it as a scarecrow because those darned crows are very pesky this time of year but I thank you anyways because without you I'd be nothing but a pile of compost so for all of your concern and time I salute you and hope to see you on the otherside so I can return the favour.

Or something like that.

 

[supersizeme]

LMAO

 

[Weapon X]

Where's RyanH?

He's missing all the fun on Satanic Bandstand, Bandstand!

 

[Freak Show]

You gotta appreciate the sugar hill gang reference. Nice choice.