bikinimom....

[naturally anabolic]

how's everything goin?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Went to see the surgeons today and am very pleased with them... BERY KNOWLEDGEABLE and EXTREMELY COOL... BUT I will have to have some pretty gruesome tests done as it seems that the hernia may not be the only cause of my symptoms. Not looking forward to the next few weeks AT ALL!

 

[naturally anabolic]

what tests ma'lady?

 

[Bikini Mod]

One is not so bad, just swallow some stuff in front of an w-ray.. takes about 15 minutes I am told. The second sounds worse than it is. Eating some radioactive eggs and basically sitting there for several hours while they watch to see what length of time it takes for the contents of my stomach to empty. I asked if I could have some ketchup w/my eggs. The receptionist didn't get the joke. The third is awful one as I have to stop taking medication for a full week prior. That means that I will be going through hell w/pain, nausea and basically starving... the less I eat, the less bad I feel. I shudder to think how much (or how little I should say) I will weigh when this is all said and done. Anyways, they thread a tube down my nose then end of which is in my stomach to test the PH levels there. The other end hangs out and is looped around one ear and is connected to a recording device.... Yea, like I am REALLY looking forward to that!

It was explained to me that from my description, there may be a problem with one or more of the valves in my stomach (them being too tight or just functioning improperly altogether) so if they were to perform the surgery this may actually make my symptoms worse.

The hospital is over an hour away from me each way... so I will be doing a bit of driving also.

Sucks ass but I ain't gonna die and my problems will ultimately be alleviated so perhaps I shouldn't bitch so much. Just not looking forward to it in addition to all of the other drama in my life... y'know?

 

[Citruscide]

You'd think with the wonders of modern medicine, one would not be reduced to eating radioactive eggs to be a factor in ANY medical examination... Your situation, I sympathize with... however, the over all story I find somewhat comical... comical in a sense that it is ironic how many advances we have in technology and we rely on the incredible edible egg for a substitute...
C

 

[Bikini Mod]

If you knew the whole story Citruscide, you would know JUST HOW comical my plight TRULY was! heehehheheheheee

Sheesh! EGGS?! WTF?! If it was going to be radioactive couldn't it be cheesecake or STEAK?!

HEhehehehaheoawehoahehahahahaaaa

 

[Citruscide]

If you knew the whole story Citruscide, you would know JUST HOW comical my plight TRULY was! heehehheheheheee

Sheesh! EGGS?! WTF?! If it was going to be radioactive couldn't it be cheesecake or STEAK?!

HEhehehehaheoawehoahehahahahaaaa

Or if it is going to be radioactive, couldn't it give you superpowers like Spiderman getting bit by the radioactive spider? or when the Flash was struck by lightning and fell onto chemicals??? No, you get to be Egg Lady... your special powers are being able to bring the sunny side up in any conversation...

C

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hehehehehheeee Yea, that is until the egg gets further along my GI tract then I magically transform into "SULFUR FAR WOMAN" !

BWAHahahahahhahahhahaaaa

 

[Franco C]

Hey, BM how are you doing?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Stuff is hairy, but will be ok in the end.

"That which does not destroy us, makes us stronger"

I am one TOUGH bitch LOL! hehehehehheehee

(Actually, I am a cream puff, but I will deny this in a court of law.)