Biggest cock ever handled

[jersey boy]

Ladies, what is the biggest cock you have ever had the "pleasure" of having? The reason I ask is that when it comes up in conversation (no pun intended), although women say size doesn't matter, it sure has helped me when I mention what I am about. Kinda funny, but word does get around, and in my bar days it kept me from being a very lonely guy.

 

[AMP 33]

BUMP

 

[AMP 33]

BUMP

 

[FedUp]

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why is it that every guy here has a big donger?? Nobodys average here, everybodys a phuckin porn star

 

[jet]

Why can't men measure?????????

because all thier lives they been told that this much

____________________________________ = 10 inches

 

[DanielBishop]

No, they're just liars.

 

[jersey boy]

C' mon ladies, someone has something they need to get off their chest. Perhaps the one that ripped them from limb from limb. Or maybe tthe one that made you look like you rode barebacked and couldn't close your legs for days.
Anyone?!?

 

[Sexual Mustard]

I tell ya Jersey my Boy, you see all the handicapped women in wheelchairs around MN? approximately 90% are in those wheelchairs permanantly because they rode the MUSTARD.

 

[Ercole]

I tell ya Jersey my Boy, you see all the handicapped women in wheelchairs around MN? approximately 90% are in those wheelchairs permanantly because they rode the MUSTARD.

I've seen those women. Their average age is 85. I've heard of helping little old ladies across the street, Mustard, but you certainly go the extra mile to put a smile on those seniors' faces.

 

[Taps]

I was talking to a female friend about this....ok, basically I was bitching that my hog wasn't big enough (and no, it's not small...I just like talking about my dick with women). She's like "How big would you want it?" I said I'd kill for a 12 inch cock.

She freaked out and said "That's waaay too big. I've seen one that big....it's not comfortable".

I was like, damn..that's more than just looking, you know?

So yeah, there's some big dicks out there. lol

 

[PinK233]

finally some honesty...thank you taps

 

[pete ferguson]

Apparently, a big pecker is more important to a guy than it is to girl. It's how you use it damn it! Just ask her!

 

[sysopt]

it isn't how long it is that matters, but how you make it long.

 

[manny78]

If you want more answers then why dont you also ask to our gay friends on the board, sure they can tell lotta about that lol

 

[Test boy]

C' mon ladies, someone has something they need to get off their chest. Perhaps the one that ripped them from limb from limb. Or maybe tthe one that made you look like you rode barebacked and couldn't close your legs for days.
Anyone?!?

I really believed you until you talked of "ripping them from limb to limb." NOBODY is that big. NOBODY.
Even a horse with 2' isn't that big. Russia had a princess who was carnal. She had a horse strapped up and lowered unto and in her. Straps broke and she died but she went with a big smile on her face.
I couldn't agree more about women saying size doesn't matter. Then changing their mind about dating a guy after they hear he is hung.
Hell...everything helps. Nice car, nice house, nice bod, good looks. A good personality helps from time to time.

 

[20m6ft6natural]

this girl i fucked a while back was tellin me about this dude that had a dick the lenght and width of a carona bottle she said she fucked him but couldnt take it all the way in i was like damn! my dick is 8 inches for you ladies by the way and she said it was quite a bit bigger than mine i was like holy motha fucka

 

[Test boy]

I can understand being interested in size but don't you have any other interests??? I see 7 posts. I'm not asking for a list of other interests.

 

[Test boy]

Interesting....guys always talk about length and women rave about girth.

Having seen a couple pornos I can say that longer ones are generally wider. It is easy to check length...girth is a different matter. Anybody who hasn't picked up a tape measure is either lazy or doesn't want to know.

 

[COL KURTZ]

ALL the women love huge cocks! Ten inches minimum. Especially in the butt.

 

[GaryWary]

If you want more answers then why dont you also ask to our gay friends on the board, sure they can tell lotta about that lol

A recent survey by a reputable team found that gay men have (on average) longer dicks than straight men....

Go figure....

 

[Test boy]

A recent survey by a reputable team found that gay men have (on average) longer dicks than straight men....

Go figure....

Thats because orientals are hardy ever gay.

 

[SlipROCK]

RITFLMFAO

 

[tripleV]

Im still waiting for that ever so plezzurable throbbing thickness..........