yeah juice, i haven't seen you on in a while. you hiding on me?
jerkbox, there was a jerkbox imposter in the chat room this morning. swore he was you. said he jerked off 15 times a day into old crusty unwashed gym socks, watched gay porn while doing it sometimes, had sexual daydreams all day at work that involved his male co-workers, said he went glory holing every weekend at a gay bar, and was still a virgin.
come to think of it, maybe it wasn't an imposter........

j/k bro