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Gambino
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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big4life said:
bro...i was just havin fun with yuh
i will hit u with green later....unless u want a little donate
srry to offend u
musclemuscle said:
Offend me?
People like you and lestat don't offend me. For whatever reason you two seem to have an issue with the way I carry myself on this board, but the thing is I carry myself the same way off this board. Yes I do believe in honor, respect, and loyalty, if that causes you a problem, then you shouldn't let it. The two of you are not even mature enough to grasp what those words mean without a dictionary, much less basing your life on them, so I would never expect you to understand.
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big4life said:
bro...u should try believing in a this phrase "lighten up"
It is something called a JOKE....ever hear of those??
You may have but it seams u have no sense of humor....I suppose that must not come with enlightenment
Its insults like that which prohibit me from really getting to talk to you at all on a civil level. You can talk yourself up and play the high and mighty role if you wish, but in real life the people with those traits you hold so dear don't need to go around boasting about them. It comes naturally and others can sense it within the first moments of meeting. Something I am quite used to.big4life said:
I don't carry myself the same way off the board, not at all. Off the board I never say someone got "owned" let alone "pwned." You'll never catch me using the word "bro" unless I'm mocking it. I haven't yet found how to drop a bomb, or post whore, or karma whore for that matter either in real life, but I'll let you know if I ever figure out a way. Only on a message board would someone equate using a silly feature such as a bomb to NOT having honor, respect, and loyalty.
At the end of the day, I'm here for the same reasons as anybody else, entainment and knowledge. Both of which come in a many different forms. I like my life to be enhanced by my experiences here, and I do my best to make sure that others get that same priveledge whenever possible.
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