Big neck little head?

[tommboy]

Will having a big neck make me appear to have a smaller head or a bigger one? I kind of have a big one right now and was just wondering (big head/face lol)

 

[blut wump]

Wear a polo-neck sweater and wrap a scarf under it then look in the mirror.

 

[ALIN]

Will having a big neck make me appear to have a smaller head or a bigger one? I kind of have a big one right now and was just wondering (big head/face lol)

If you widen your shoulders your head should appear smaller.

 

[mikefear]

smaller head

 

[MR. BMJ]

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.

"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."

So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger."

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"
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BMJ

 

[neverenuf]

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.

"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."

So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger."

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"
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BMJ

thats f@#$%ing funny!!

 

[enacer420nj]

Will having a big neck make me appear to have a smaller head or a bigger one? I kind of have a big one right now and was just wondering (big head/face lol)

Will sticking my dick in your sisters asshole and then mouth make her smile????

 

[starskulker]

Will sticking my dick in your sisters asshole and then mouth make her smile????

"No".......Because you still have a small head.

 

[tommboy]

funny remarks guys but ill go with that making ur shoulders wider helps with making ur head appear smaller, but no one has answered there serious opinion about if the neck makes ur head look smaller

 

[gettnlarge01]

If everything else is growing but your head then it will eventually look smaller.

 

[starskulker]

Seriously I would think that the larger or wider your neck gets..You have a chance of looking like you have no neck at all which will basically make your head look like a stump if your head appears as big as you say.

 

[macrophage69alpha]

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.

"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."

So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger."

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"
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BMJ

 

[starskulker]

Man my comments look stupid today. Go with trying to widen your delts as Alin said.

 

[solidspine]

Build up your shoulders, traps and your neck,


Also if you can grow taller,

 

[tommboy]

fuck i wish i could grow taller, but at 25 i dont think that is a possibility....