You in South Jersey? Some friggin heat wave we have. I had to leave the party at 9:30ish to go lay cement. We finally got the shit all ready to go and the concrete just has to come. God forbid if the assholes actually come on time w/ the stuff. So we call them and they say they ain't coming until 1pm. That was at 11:30 so I came home played wiffle ball a little too long and now feel dizzy. Fucking heat.
Best part is my step-sister is a freshman, so all her friends think I'm hot, sweet, nice, ect., because gave them rides home from school when I picked up my step-sis. I've been setting up shopsince they were in 8th grade. <Pussy is like stock, gotta invest early> I'll be givin them different rides now though.
Best part is my step-sister is a freshman, so all her friends think I'm hot, sweet, nice, ect., because gave them rides home from school when I picked up my step-sis. I've been setting up shopsince they were in 8th grade. <Pussy is like stock, gotta invest early> I'll be givin them different rides now though.
LOL yup Buck. Now I just gotta work on some of the clinching lines.
"You have the most beautifully smouldering <insert color> eyes I've ever seen."
Shit man last nite I didn't even have to use a line on that first bitch, even though she was a skank whore. All I said was "Lets go upstairs." That was that. TV didn't work. Sat on the bed, called her ass over, and... GOD DAMN IF THAT COCK PERVERT WOULDN'T HAVE KICKED OPEN THE DOOR I'D BE A HAPPY MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT NOW.
<sigh>...Oh what do we have here? Freshmen are online. Its macking time and I feel a little better.