Best Thread EVER

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and it's not even on EF.

http://allnurses.com/forums/f18/foreign-objects-body-cavities-68431.html

 

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"Had a pt one time who inserted a 6 inch jigsaw blade in his penis."

 

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A man and his partner had gotten drunk (and/or high) and had poured cement into the rectum of one. Well, you guessed it....they passed out!

And now that you're all waiting with bated breath.....yes, cement WILL harden in the rectum and yes, it does require surgery for removal and yes, it did cause significant damage!

LOL!!

 

[saint808]

That may be the funniest shit I have read in a while. Well I am off here for a while since i have birthday cancdles downstairs and the only logical thing to do is insert them in my penis.

 

[Gymgurl]

Now that is some funny stuff

 

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"Yes indeed, a mixed salad of STDs. Apparently, word got out in her neighborhood that her stoma gave good lovin."

GASP!!

 

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I also saw a man with a pref bowel who was trying to show his wife that anal sex would not hurt. He put a toilet plunger on the floor in the bathroom, lubed himself up and squatted on the wooden end of the plunger. You guessed it, the plunger slipped, and rammed it's way up the colon till it found a bend, and voila, emergency surgery! Guess his wife was not convinced!

 

[chewyxrage]

lol good find

 

[pdaddy]

and it's not even on EF.

http://allnurses.com/forums/f18/foreign-objects-body-cavities-68431.html

Lol, I'm a member on this board, read this thread earlier, amazing shit people do

 

[Kano]

thats so fucking funny i am shocked what people can fit up there ass lol

 

[FISHTALES]

thats so fucking funny i am shocked what people can fit up there ass lol

oh c'mon man

 

[Creepusmaximus]

I also saw a man with a pref bowel who was trying to show his wife that anal sex would not hurt. He put a toilet plunger on the floor in the bathroom, lubed himself up and squatted on the wooden end of the plunger. You guessed it, the plunger slipped, and rammed it's way up the colon till it found a bend, and voila, emergency surgery! Guess his wife was not convinced!

Holy crap. ROFLOL> Ya honey it won't hurt. LOL. OH god I can't type.

 

[Kano]

oh c'mon man

okay not really lol . fish after seeing you take that 15 pound bowling ball up your ass like a champ nothing should shock me lol

 

[FISHTALES]

okay not really lol . fish after seeing you take that 15 pound bowling ball up your ass like a champ nothing should shock me lol

it was a 13 pounder, dang