Best short joke this year:

[~Lexy~]

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?" Mum replied, "Not yet."

 

[foreigngirl]

lmfao....that was awsome

 

[anthrax]

 

[silverfish]

True.

 

[Austin316]

haha thats pretty good

 

[~Lexy~]

Thanks guys. I like short jokes, they get to the punch line faster.

 

[Mavafanculo]

11 yr old girl taking a bath, points to her budding boobs.
"mum, why do girls have boobs?"
Mum replies "So men will talk to them..."



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[Lestat]

great joke!

 

[blut wump]

Mummy is bathing Jack and Jill together and Jill points at Jack's bits and says "Mummy, how come Jack has one of those and I only have one of these?".

Mom repies, "With one of these you can get as many of those as you want."

 

[HiDnGoD]

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?" Mum replied, "Not yet."

I don't get it. Le' me rub one out first.

 

[Cutiebaby]

cute