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Best Karma comments..... Post um up

Nice rod..heeheehee good one!

I haven't gotten any clever or original ones...just your standard boring, unimaginative, run-of-the-mill "you're a whore" and "shut the fuck up stupid bitch."

I've left some really fun ones...I hope to see some VDL Originals listed here :lmao:
 
The classic ...

Shit for brains faggot

The expanded ...

it went up your ass, shit for brains faggot. that is where the thread went. talk shit to me andi come down to knoxville and make your monkey ass famous shit for brains faggot.

The last one I recieved..

You have been overpowered by the exuberance of your own inadequacies

I'm still trying to figure out if its a insult or compliment - the karma was grey.
 
FUCK YOU! Wodin. (which dropped my karma points by like 15)

Highintensity looks like the swedish chef

your a fucking RACIST piece of shit
 
I'm hurt......Wodin has not mentionied the one I sent him last week which read:

You're soooo attached to Havoc's nutsack that I fear you'll hang yourself on his short curly's......
 
p0ink said:
FUCK YOU! Wodin. (which dropped my karma points by like 15)

Highintensity looks like the swedish chef

your a fucking RACIST piece of shit

swedish chef? lol. I've never heard anything like that before. There are some really creative people on this board.
 
oo, I just now got this one:
You make my cornhole sort of moist. If I were as funny as you, i'd hack off my lymph nodes in joy - Assassin Excrement

that and raina did one about old people being used to make Smucker's jam... which is so true.
 
here are some of my favorites...

HUGS.. Raina

Call me. Nature Boy

BO$ is Back!!!

You are gonna die

Your house will be torched

I hope you die!!!

Fuck you faggot!
 
Ahh My post has brought out the talented among you...
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YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF THE SHRIMP YOU USE FOR BAIT !

When will you wake up and realize you are really gay ?

Nut Cheese breathed fagot
 
I too like it when Raina uses the word cookie.. it makes me thing of hers.
 
And they keep on rolling in.......


That's a big fat ass you have, huh dough boy? Please caress my loins - Assassin Excrement
 
How about if I shove a cookie up your urethra and pull it out through your cerebral cortex, bitch tits - Assassin Excrement
 
kids often use p0inks large melon of a head to play urban dodge ball

the canalope that sit's atop p0inks cranium could be used by native americans to hunt buffalo back in the day

p0inks gets offend because evertime he befriends someone they want to fondle his tits

Burt Reynolds just called p0ink, he want's his hair back
 
assassin excrement is apparently none other than dan quayle.

You look like a russian mail order bride in your new avatar. Do you smell like potatoes? My left nut is hanging out of my shorts - Assassin Excrement
 
I guess he's giving clues as to who he is. So we know he has a big smelly ass. (maybe he should try washing regularly) :worried:


How bout I cut off a big chunk of my smelly ass and sign that for you? How bout them apples? - Assassin Excrement
 
"You seem to have barely enough brain power to make one leg walk in front of the other. Worry about yourself. Kiss me" - Assassin Excrement


Oh, to be a child again!

School starts soon! :)
 
I wish that assasin fag would give me some karma.. I feel left out!!!!
 
:kiss: whoever left me these you made my day!


You're my bitch, call me daddy

Your posts make me want to slice out my gullet with a spoon. You're nice - Assassin Excrement
 
Darktooth said:
How can people get 2 karma messages from the same person in a short amount of time? I know that I can't give people karma twice in the same post... maybe I am doing something wrong?

these people who give that karma use different screennames to get around the karma rules.
 
KnoXville said:
The classic ...

Shit for brains faggot

The expanded ...

it went up your ass, shit for brains faggot. that is where the thread went. talk shit to me andi come down to knoxville and make your monkey ass famous shit for brains faggot.

The last one I recieved..

You have been overpowered by the exuberance of your own inadequacies

I'm still trying to figure out if its a insult or compliment - the karma was grey.

That sounds like something on a fortune cookie
 
"Balls are made to be fondled. Keep practicing. You'll get the hang of it Sally" - Assassin Excrement

Beautiful :)
 
Good Morning Karma comments are better than tea and Toast....
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Better put some sunscreen on that bald ass head bitch !
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Negative
The best part of you ended up as a brown stain on the mattress - unsigned
 
Y_Lifter said:
Ahh My post has brought out the talented among you...
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YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF THE SHRIMP YOU USE FOR BAIT !

When will you wake up and realize you are really gay ?

Nut Cheese breathed fagot

This is by far the funniest post I have ever seen on this board.
 
Another funny one:

He's prrroabably crrrying himself to sleep on his giant pilla. Nice avatar bitch tits - Assassin Excrement

:lmao:
 
LOL... I got red for the above statement I made to Poink.

"Your my bitch, call me daddy" LOL!! Sign it you pussy.
 
Fortune Cookie is multiple people - I keep getting things from them - all grey, so they are just random newish users.

fat midget head. good band name in my opinion.
 
The Nature Boy makes me all tingly in my most private of areas. So does Cooper. Oh...you're a homely rump wrangler - Assassin Excrement



I just got this one. I'm not sure if he's referring to a guy named Cooper, or the BMW mini Cooper.
 
"anymous? BO$ never left the boards chump!!! Now how about you be my grannys personal toilet, and let her shit some good ol home made meatballs in your mouth? your my grammy's personal turd eater, now eat you some of my granny's box, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

it was green.
 
Bwahahaha....
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I bet you like to feel Cornholio's Quads slapping against your Fat Ass - grey unsigned
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I want to lubricate your pole with my woman juice green UNSIGNED DAMN !
 
I sent some karma to Lifter4life last nite....It was GREEN, I hope!

It said: " Pay to get laid. Love, Vix"

Now, I MUST explain my actions as to the green: It was a karma induced "pity fuck". He'll understand that I'm sure......
 
vixenbabe said:
I sent some karma to Lifter4life last nite....It was GREEN, I hope!

It said: " Pay to get laid. Love, Vix"

Now, I MUST explain my actions as to the green: It was a karma induced "pity fuck". He'll understand that I'm sure......


I would agree if it was someone else. I doubt he will understand.
 
I just checked my karma.. I'm laughing my cellulite free, old ass off cuz I prefer to give than too recieve!

"You're my bitch, call me daddy"....Unsigned, RED KARMA, of course!

Daddy Dearest, PLEASE SIGN IT NEXT TIME YA DICKLESS WONDER so THIS Bitch can slice your nut sack off too! Of course , it'll be done in an manner that you won't know what hit ya....

Vix is a lil evil the past few days..Notice?
 
vixenbabe said:
I just checked my karma.. I'm laughing my cellulite free, old ass off cuz I prefer to give than too recieve!

"You're my bitch, call me daddy"....Unsigned, RED KARMA, of course!

Daddy Dearest, PLEASE SIGN IT NEXT TIME YA DICKLESS WONDER so THIS Bitch can slice your nut sack off too! Of course , it'll be done in an manner that you won't know what hit ya....

Vix is a lil evil the past few days..Notice?

You had me at hello!

I love it when you talk dirty...make it hurt baby......write me bad checks!;)
 
Unsigned grey Karma, it said -
"the other day i was jerking off and my grandma knocked on the door and said she couldnt find her glasses. i came out while still jerking off and continued to stroke my salami while walking around her house."
 
Best troll on the board, aou are really funny :) Norman Bates

ooooooooooooohyeah is going to be the prase of the summer. - the nature boy


oooooooooooohyeah
 
Got gray yesterday that said,

'i was wondering if it's wrong to want to fuck my aunt. She isn't blood related and she has such nice tits. Do you think i should make a move on her'.

It was unsigned and sent to me in response to a post on powerlifting.
 
vinylgroover said:
Got gray yesterday that said,

'i was wondering if it's wrong to want to fuck my aunt. She isn't blood related and she has such nice tits. Do you think i should make a move on her'.

It was unsigned and sent to me in response to a post on powerlifting.

no that wasn't me i always sign

ooohyeah
 
This definitely qualifies as the strangest that I have received.


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i read in maxim that a persons foreskin can get 20,000 if sold. i was wondering if you still have any foreskin and if you would like to give it to me?

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:worried: :worried:
 
How about this one.........

"last night i was jerking off while watching a movie i made of myself jerking off and i decided to stick my finger in my ass. it felt so fucking awesome i shot my load threw the roof!!! from now on my finger is going in my ass when im jerkin off!!"

:eyes: :eyes:
Has to be a youngster!
 
How is that negative towards you?, it sounds like they are making fun of themselves, of course they didn't sign it.
 
It wasn't negtive towards me and it was gray so it doesn't count!

I can't wait until school lets back in.
 
Here's one of the latest:

"one time i was visiting my grandma in the nursing home and i ran into this senile old lady. she thought she was a prostitute back in russia and offered to blow me for 10 bucks. i let her do it and afterwards she forgot she did it so i didnt pay!!!!"
 
LMAO....I just peeked again.....

This one was funny as hell: " You're the stuff wet dreams are made of..." ( it was green and from a sweetie)

I WILL have you know my daddy had good aim the night I was concieved.....
 
I have gotten all the mileage I can out of your ludicrous, assinine fishing picture. I will regroup and come back to torture you when I have new material, you wig wearing hump - Assassin Excrement
 
I got this one recently:

Which Elite board would...
Yesterday 12:13 PM i was having sex with my pillow last night when all the sudden a hot babe came and begged me to fuck her. i started to fuck her and she farted. i punched her in her tit and threw her out. then i went back to fucking the pillow.
 
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