Best job interview lines

[Stefka]

Tell me yours.
What do you say that you can't believe you can actually say with a straight face?

 

[Jon79]

i will bang you if you give me the job

 

[Stefka]

i will bang you if you give me the job

And how has that worked for you?

 

[jerkbox]

i hired him

 

[Stefka]

i hired him

Did he follow through with the offer?

 

[Jon79]

And how has that worked for you?

do i get the job?

 

[jerkbox]

Did he follow through with the offer?

not willingly, but I made it happen

 

[Stefka]

not willingly, but I made it happen

Good, I hate people who lie in job interviews.

 

[Jon79]

fuck i was kidding

 

[Stefka]

fuck i was kidding

Me too.

 

[Jon79]

Me too.

k............

 

[bigmann245]

no i have never used illegal drugs

they believe it every time.

 

[heatherrae]

I tell them that I'm really detail oriented and LOVE being a lawyer.

Neither is true.

 

[bigmann245]

I tell them that I'm really detail oriented and LOVE being a lawyer.

Neither is true.

im telling

 

[heatherrae]

im telling

lol...they probably eventually pick up on it anyway.

 

[bigmann245]

lol...they probably eventually pick up on it anyway.

why on earth are you still up? baby kickin ya in the ribs again??