best comebacks ever...

[ashe]

you can kiss my big fat white arse!!!!

 

[ashe]

OR even better...

kiss my left titty!!!!

 

[ashe]

poopy pants!!!!!

 

[WODIN]

Suck my Ass. ---- Eric Cartman

 

[Bullit]

"Suck my clit you fucking freak."

...from the mouth of a waitress at "Dick's Last Resort" to the drunk guy at the bar that propositioned her.

Sounds like she liked his proposition.

 

[The Shadow]

suck my left nut....

eat me with bbq sauce...

 

[Nathan]

I know you are but what am I?

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.


You can NOT surpass the sheer genius of those two lines. Try as you might, you wil not succeed, I assure you.

 

[ashe]

You can NOT surpass the sheer genius of those two lines. Try as you might, you wil not succeed, I assure you.

nanny nanny booboo, stick your head in doo doo!

 

[The Shadow]

...YOU ARE A F'N PLIFTER (OR CERTAIN ELITE MODS)WANNABE

 

[TheProject]

...YOU ARE A F'N PLIFTER (OR CERTAIN ELITE MODS)WANNABE

Is this maybe in reference to *the* plifter?

 

[HappyScrappy]

No!! YOU Are!!!!!

that only works if you are willing to run away, tripping and crying, hugging onto anyone and sobbing into the chest along the way.

 

[Hannibal]

Is this maybe in reference to *the* plifter?

I doubt it. Anyone that remebers the plifter would NEVER "wannabe" him...

 

[The Shadow]

yep...se why is SOOO effective...


Spatts was like:

"Tell me he DIDN"T SAY THAT!!!"

 

[TheProject]

Hannibal gave me this one from South Park. Works in many situations.

This one time, I saw these two guys, kissing in the park, and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until...

 

[Temple]

"Look here you sperm burpin' little bitch"
said to a non-paying customer by one of my husband's fellow equipment dealers.

and
"short of sucking your dick there is NOTHING that I can do to make you happy so why don't you get your ass back on that bike and ride on out of here"
said to a difficult customer by the service writer at a local HD shop during the Sturgis Rally.

 

[Hannibal]

Well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly

 

[Lestat]

Spatts:

Are you from san diego.. or is there more then one Dick's last resort?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Spatts:

Are you from san diego.. or is there more then one Dick's last resort?

Can't speak for all of them, but there is at least one in Boston as well.

 

[HumorMe]

Spatts:

Are you from san diego.. or is there more then one Dick's last resort?

There is one in Myrtle Beach, SC. Crazy place!

 

[The Shadow]

Dick's last resort??


Slice of Peach2???

 

[mekannik]

Smell me.


I will bury you.


depending on whether you're bragging or threatening.

 

[ZenMachine]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob

 

[Lestat]

aHH we have a Dick's last Resort in San Diego.. but its known as a total Dive..

 

[Y_lifter]

Kiss my Ass, Right in the Shitty Crack
.
Go take a Running Leap through a Rolling Doughnut