beer deds and poams. nuns dont clik here please

[MassiveGunz]

IM SERIUS NUNS ILL FUKKIN TIRE IRON YO:capslok:ur shit so dont even try

sorry bbros just had to do that real quik

last thing im needin right now is some fukkin nuns ruinin my thred sayin hale marys and shit

my fukkin manager almost fired my ass today cause i came bak from lunch and was reekin of mgd and my nose wouldnt stop bleedin. i was like ==>manager its cool bro im just havin bad alirgeez. tons of fukkin pollin floatin around right now. hes lik no there isnt and im lik yah there is. hes lik well you stil smell like beer whats goin on with that and im lik what the and just walk of without sayin nothin else. guys a fukkin dick if your pickin up what im puttin down her.

anyways me and big mike(hes a PT to..not as big as litness over here but stil can put up solid numbers> went to hootters today fpr lunch and got blasted lik someone was shootin us with ray guns with super lazers on em

our waitriss had some fukkin big big ass tittys im not shittin you bors. she cam over and was lik hi im hether can i take your order and im lik HOLY SHIT and start makin sukckin noises. we got a diferent waitriss after that but she had nice titts to so it was cool

i dont even remember how many wings i eaten but trust me it was a ton

so i wrot this poam in honor of hether from hootters(ceeb im stil yours you just gotta understand sometimes a bro gotta be a bor>

hey hether
our pitchers lookin emtpy
can you fil it up with mor mgd
so we can get fukkin lit

hey hether
if you took your bra of
do you think you would be
fallin over

peace and get big lik your super marrio and just got the magik mushroom

 

[HANSEL]

Damn your Skinni fukin bos!

 

[ajtomasi]

i think this has been the longest MassiveGunz post ever.

 

[rsnoble]

fukin cool i drank to that!!!!! One time well many i came back drunk. one tiem i had 400+pounds on hoist and yanked it awya before it crashed to floor and tearing down walls. Damn forgot to suspend first!!!! Beer rules. and so do you big tittied waitresses!!! gotta love em.

 

[WarriorPL]

haha great post

shoulda taken heather home with you though.

 

[the nature boy]

hey hether
our pitchers lookin emtpy
can you fil it up with mor mgd
so we can get fukkin lit

awesome.

 

[XBiker]

This nun's for you, bor.

I think they are knocking back a couple of MGD's like an AA member in remission.

 

[sk*]

Yo mg,

I take shits bigger than you.

Peace.

-sk

 

[slobberknocker]

Yo mg,

I take shits bigger than you.

Peace.

-sk

Damn, dude. Doesn't that hurt?

 

[sk*]

Damn, dude. Doesn't that hurt?

Not really man, mg is just small ... and I got a huge shit hole, lol.

-sk