beat off or drink beer

[Spartacus]

help me decide

 

[bdog527]

You've got two hands right?

 

[jackangel]

combine the two/thank me later

 

[lickin lollypops]

combine the two/thank me later

I agree....

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

do both you slacker...

 

[PICK3]

give it a tug and drink Bud Ice Light

 

[Spartacus]

I wonder if I can scrounge up one of my internet whores to chat with

 

[PICK3]

I wonder if I can scrounge up one of my internet whores to chat with

Get one of them hoes to come over beat you off and bring you some beer.

 

[Spartacus]

Get one of them hoes to come over beat you off and bring you some beer.

I know
my county doesn't sell beer on sunday

 

[jackangel]

I wonder if I can scrounge up one of my internet whores to chat with

aap is only 1 call away

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I wonder if I can scrounge up one of my internet whores to chat with

can I borrow one of your Internet whores?

 

[Spartacus]

aap is only 1 call away

I decided on a huge bowl of all-bran cereal and soy milk

 

[PICK3]

I know
my county doesn't sell beer on sunday

Time to move.

 

[glennds]

you have too much time on your hands 4everhung.

 

[Spartacus]

you have too much time on your hands 4everhung.

it's my "on call" weekend
time to post up tomorrow's NBA match-ups on the karma bookie board

 

[jerkbox]

um...drink beer


duh

 

[slickdadd]

Drink beat off. Wait.....

 

[alien amp pharm]

aap is only 1 call away

screenname: Filthymalewhore69

 

[sawastea]

Do the 'stanger' and drink with the other hand. That way, it'll feel like someone is jerking you off as you enjoy watching it

 

[T.E.]

Make sure to beat off first, you could be in for a long night otherwise.

 

[Y_lifter]

Depends.

Are you Bulking or Cutting ?

 

[Spartacus]

Make sure to beat off first, you could be in for a long night otherwise.

that's what I was thinking
when I was younger some alcohol wouldn't impair my orgasms
now if I have over 2 drinks I'm not going to get the payoff
I've done the drunken cialis dealio a few times
they literally wear out

 

[hamstershaver]

make your bookie threads before you whack it, you have to have your priorities straight

 

[Buddy_Christ]

If you have to ask, you shouldn't be allowed to do either.