BAT.Mumu.A.Worm Virus

[beastboy]

WTF is this? How can I get rid of it?

 

[TheProject]

There's a website out there, maybe you've heard of it.

www.google.com.

You can also search Yahoo for the word "google" and find it that way. I think the AOL keyword might be "google"...I'm not sure.

Anyway, here's what google turned up:

http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/bat.mumu.a.worm.removal.tool.html

 

[beastboy]

I'm in the process of running that removal now, smartass. In fact, I googled the mother-fucker before I even posted this thread, dickhead. I just wanted to hear if any of you were getting this virus, cocksucker.

 

[gsxr1000]

http://www.trendmicro.com/vinfo/virusencyclo/default5.asp?VName=BAT_MUMU.A


Use this to clean your system, regular AV scan won't cut it.
http://www.trendmicro.com/download/tsc.asp

 

[TheProject]

I'm in the process of running that removal now, smartass. In fact, I googled the mother-fucker before I even posted this thread, dickhead. I just wanted to hear if any of you were getting this virus, cocksucker.

Touched a nerve, did I?

Perhaps your post should've have read:

"I'm in the process of removing this virus; have any of you other fellows had any experience with this digital anomaly?"

 

[TheProject]

Try this one:

http://vil.nai.com/vil/stinger/

 

[beastboy]

And BTW...that fucking removal didn't work.

 

[gsxr1000]

And BTW...that fucking removal didn't work.

That's what I just said:

"Use this to clean your system, regular AV scan won't cut it.
http://www.trendmicro.com/download/tsc.asp "

 

[Y_lifter]

This morning our Outlook environment is being pee pee whacked
by the MSBlaster” or “W32/Lovsan” worm ... Requires an OS patch even..

They have every filter turned up to the Max..
Things be sloooowwww..

 

[beastboy]

That's what I just said:

"Use this to clean your system, regular AV scan won't cut it.
http://www.trendmicro.com/download/tsc.asp "

I'm getting:

"Pattern file "LPT$VPN." is missing, Please download a copy"

 

[Y_lifter]

Call in the Purple gang..

 

[Nathan]

Here's what you do: Remove all your clothing. Then, find a huge mirror and stand in front of it with your ass facing the mirror. Bend at the waist and stare between your legs at your exposed anus in the mirror. You won't regret it.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

This morning our Outlook environment is being pee pee whacked
by the MSBlaster” or “W32/Lovsan” worm ... Requires an OS patch even..

They have every filter turned up to the Max..
Things be sloooowwww..

I downloaded all available updates from Microsoft, on my home PC this morning, and it seems to have taken care of the problem. I need to delete the msblast.exe from processes when I get home.

Neither of my virus programs identified it as a virus, by the way.

 

[beastboy]

Also....my copy/paste won't work....I can't click on links. I hate you all with a baseball bat.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by HG Pennypacker
Neither of my virus programs identified it as a virus, by the way.

This is the problem, as everyone expects McAfee or Norton to find and solve everything. They update their .dat files and carry on.
Not this one..
Our OS update site they say to go to is close or at a denial of service situation...

Damn kids !

 

[gsxr1000]

Also....my copy/paste won't work....I can't click on links. I hate you all with a baseball bat.

Sorry, I talked about 10 friends over the phone last night through cleaning up there PC's...................unfortunately I cannot muster an 11th.

 

[gsxr1000]

That's okay....because of the following:

I'm not your friend.

You are a liar, because nobody as 10 friends, and you ises the word "about", which identifies you as a fat ass story teller.

I do not own a phone.

Thanks for the help!

Oooops................"talked TO about 10 friends"

should I have said talk to approx. 10 friends

 

[beastboy]

Sorry, I talked about 10 friends over the phone last night through cleaning up there PC's...................unfortunately I cannot muster an 11th.

That's okay....because of the following:

I'm not your friend.

You are a liar, because nobody as 10 friends, and you ises the word "about", which identifies you as a fat ass story teller.

I do not own a phone.

Thanks for the help!

 

[gsxr1000]

They said not to connect to the internet for the next 2 days if you could help it.

 

[bigguns15]

I spent over an hour on hold with Dell last night b/c I didn't know what in the world was wrong with my computer. I finally got it fixed, I think. I had to download some kind of OS patch too.

They said not to connect to the internet for the next 2 days if you could help it.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by bigguns15
They said not to connect to the internet for the next 2 days if you could help it.

They might as well tell you to Not Urinate or Defecate for 2 days.