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Granted, there's lots of merit to the fact that there are major leaguers pumping some shit into thier systems. This isn't anything new, it's just being spoken about more often in this age of information.
Everyone knew there was "something special" about Jose Canseco and his huge arms back when Mark McGwire looked like a twig in 87 / 88 and they were known as the bash brothers.
And let's not forget Brady Anderson and his 50 home run season with the Orioles, the year before hitting much worse and suddenly "bulking up" under Mr. Buttplug himself - EAS boy.
But here's the problem:
While working out and listening to some of these conversations these fellow gym members are having about guys possibly on steroids, they turn to a guy like me - 6'0, 200lbs, not currently on a bulking cycle, but definitely taking caffeine and ephedrine and lift like a motherfucker - my arms are small, comparatively, to the rest of the pack, but I'm going for the striated - ripped - pumped look, and I achieve it pretty well.
Anyway, these pencil-neck geek fucks - assuming that they're speaking under thier breath - accuse ME of using roids... of course, we're talking about INJECTIBLE shit.
I look around and can't point out the juicers and point out the guys who are following the "hardgainer" approach, and point out the gym-rats - both young and old - who like to do more reps of talking then lifting (praise be to Arnold).
Then I'll go to the beach and blow away the majority of the 6'0 170 boys with my extra 30 pounds of muscle and look pretty huge - of course, I MUST BE FUCKING JUICING, right asshole?
But they wont say SHIT about that motherfucker with the 56 inch chest, 32 inch waist and flabby stomach. NAAAAAAAAAH, he ain't juicing, he's just big.
But you? Hell yeah, look at those veins! Look at that neck! Look at that six pack!
Assholes.
Then you turn on talk radio and all you hear about how your dick shrinks (it's amazing how disproven theories live on in the ignorant masses of the media) and how you grow rack bigger than the beach-bitch with implants.
Fuck you, you ignorant assholes.
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That being said... The mets suck pretty bad lately, eh? Guess they're on thier cutting cycle. (Except Mo Vaughn, who apparently is sucking Trenny through a thick straw)
JUST KIDDING
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Everyone knew there was "something special" about Jose Canseco and his huge arms back when Mark McGwire looked like a twig in 87 / 88 and they were known as the bash brothers.
And let's not forget Brady Anderson and his 50 home run season with the Orioles, the year before hitting much worse and suddenly "bulking up" under Mr. Buttplug himself - EAS boy.
But here's the problem:
While working out and listening to some of these conversations these fellow gym members are having about guys possibly on steroids, they turn to a guy like me - 6'0, 200lbs, not currently on a bulking cycle, but definitely taking caffeine and ephedrine and lift like a motherfucker - my arms are small, comparatively, to the rest of the pack, but I'm going for the striated - ripped - pumped look, and I achieve it pretty well.
Anyway, these pencil-neck geek fucks - assuming that they're speaking under thier breath - accuse ME of using roids... of course, we're talking about INJECTIBLE shit.
I look around and can't point out the juicers and point out the guys who are following the "hardgainer" approach, and point out the gym-rats - both young and old - who like to do more reps of talking then lifting (praise be to Arnold).
Then I'll go to the beach and blow away the majority of the 6'0 170 boys with my extra 30 pounds of muscle and look pretty huge - of course, I MUST BE FUCKING JUICING, right asshole?
But they wont say SHIT about that motherfucker with the 56 inch chest, 32 inch waist and flabby stomach. NAAAAAAAAAH, he ain't juicing, he's just big.
But you? Hell yeah, look at those veins! Look at that neck! Look at that six pack!
Assholes.
Then you turn on talk radio and all you hear about how your dick shrinks (it's amazing how disproven theories live on in the ignorant masses of the media) and how you grow rack bigger than the beach-bitch with implants.
Fuck you, you ignorant assholes.
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That being said... The mets suck pretty bad lately, eh? Guess they're on thier cutting cycle. (Except Mo Vaughn, who apparently is sucking Trenny through a thick straw)
JUST KIDDING
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