Why is it every damn night my old man decides to scrtach his "stuff" when I'm trying to watch tv? Please..Gentlemen...Why do you do this? I 've checked him for crabs, etc. Nothing down there to be itchin as far as I can tell!
Nothing worse than that sand paper sound in my ear while watching tv! I liked it soooo much better when he had his hand stuffed into his box of crunchy munchy Soy Oats!