Baghdad Defense Minister's Outrageous Claims thread.

[AAP]

Iraq now has contol of Chicago's underworld and brothel operations.

 

[Lumberg]

Saddam has officially named Darktooth to his cabinet.

His official role is "town idiot" for the city of Baghdad.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Iraqi moon base destroys american military units with super laser, also reports of Saddam Hussein seen on bahama cruise ship having sex with elvis presley

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Baghdad Defense Minister's Outrageous Claims thread.

Even though this came from the Iraqi Defense Minister! I still believe it is true!

According to the Iraqi Defense Minister the upscale same-sex prostitute Darktooth is arrested again in Iraq!


Monday, April 07, 2003
Iraqi Daily

Iraq, (Baghdad) -- Accused high-class same-sex prostitute, Darktooth was arrested on North Main Baghdad Street yesterday afternoon for driving after his license had been revoked by the Bathist Party!

A police officer conducting a routine license plate check of Mr. Cranium's 1992 Nissan Sentra found that his driver's license had been revoked "for being a habitual traffic offender," said Lt. Mohammed!

This is Darktooth's second arrest in a week. Last Tuesday he was arrested at his Bagdad home during a sting operation in which a male Baghdad police officer posed as a customer seeking butt sex!

Baghdad Police released Darktooth last night on personal recognizance! Baghdad Police still are investigating the possibility that Darktooth is linked to a prostitution ring and serviced Saddam on a regular basis!

 

[Lao Tzu]

There is no Iraq you dumbasses. We just made it up so Bush could distract us from the economy.

 

[Lao Tzu]

In fact, "Tariq Aziz" is actually bruce coleman, and he used to be my neighbor before this 'war' started.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Hey don't steal my line! Or I will flame you!

Fricken Sheeple!

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

The 7 Iraqi Republican Guards left have now defeated a large portion of coalition troops by gliding paper airplanes at them dipped in Sarin out of the Hotels and Mosques.Coalition troops are now being slaughtered by the millions with this ingenious procedure.

 

[Baoh]

 

[big_bad_buff]

Baghdad Defense Minister reported running US troops off iraqi ground using new scare technique, evidently he has covered himself in his own feces, reports of him urinating on himself for a more intense smell/scare effect.

 

[Lumberg]

Darktooth reported running US troops off iraqi ground using new scare technique, evidently he has covered himself in his own feces, reports of him urinating on himself for a more intense smell/scare effect.

 

[louden_swain]

The guy is a fruitcake and has been exposed to too many biological and chemical weapons.

 

[rushx79]

iraqi stealth bombers, nuclear submarines approaching west coast-victory immenient.

 

[Lumberg]

That guy is the safest guy in Iraq BTW.

He is always surrounded by reporters. TO get him you'd have to get like 30 reporters. Not good PR.

 

[the nature boy]

I think he's pretty funny. I wish I had some actual quotes.