bad monkey!

[smallmovesal]

 

[Jack The Ripper]

I want one of those.

 

[wyst]

I knew someone who had a pet monkey in Tokyo -- it used to climb up onto the curtain rods and throw shit at the owners. And it would bite them if they were too slow feeding it or came anywhere near its food. Not one of your more charming pets, lol. I don't know what kind of monkey it was -- they called it a "pocket monkey." Which makes it a Pokemonk, I guess.

 

[the nature boy]

heh heh, ornery monkeys.

 

[polarpixie]

heh heh, ornery monkeys.

Just like you sweetie!!!

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Damn, thats where I live. Missed that one, I knew there were freaks here in MD.

 

[TheProject]

One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey." The end.

 

[BoneCruncher]

One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey." The end.

 

[the nature boy]

Just like you sweetie!!!

 

[Bigsatan13]

Another reason you should spank your monkey!

 

[bmjaa]

MD Guy

Damn, thats where I live. Missed that one, I knew there were freaks here in MD.

I live in Maryland too.. What Gym do you work out at?

 

[J-DAM]

i love the word 'cantankerous'

 

[J-DAM]

One time in high school I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey furiously scribbled away on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said "class, I want you to write a paper based on the notes you've taken this past week." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things, can I have a banana? Eek Eek." I got an "F." When I told my mom, she said "See, I told you never to trust a monkey." The end.

Brak rules.

Don't send in the clowns.

 

[Pebcak]

Ah, 'The Weekly World News'. Now that's some quality reading.

Pebcak