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BAD day at the gym!

OXANDRIN

OXANDRIN

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today hasn't been the best of days for me. to top it off i had a terrible day at the gym

1. i took too much "g" and i fell of the treadmill while i was warming up in front of this girl (who liked me before todaY)

2. there were so many people there and they were using everything i wanted.

3. i couldn't find a 2nd clamp the bar on the power rack so i took one and this dude (a fat guy doing bench presses) bitched at me and cried for his clamp back!

4. that girl that used to like me got angry on the stretching mat when i asked her if she was gaining weight. (i asked if she had been getting bigger meaning muscle but she took it as "fat" i guess)

5. after my workout which was highlighted by me puking up some water (too much "g")

6. i tried asking that same girl to come hangout with me tonight and she said she would call me. so i was walking out with her and i decided to make her call me. i pulled my car in front of her blocking her in her parking spot. i said "ok call me now or i won't let you go" (thinking this was funny- i was laughing) she got scared and said i was weird and then she got out of her car to kind of yell at me but instead i asked her to sit on my seat heater in my car so we could talk. thats when i got the "you're a fucking asshole" and i felt like i had worn out my welcome and i left.


btw....she hasn't called yet!
 
vinylgroover said:
LOL, you always struck me as a stalker.
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i have looked at all the stalking laws in the books. - they don't apply to me because i pretend i am a differernt person everytime i talk/associate/ or confront these women. i think i am more of just the "obsessive type" then the "stalker guy"
 
OXANDRIN said:


i have looked at all the stalking laws in the books. - they don't apply to me because i pretend i am a differernt person everytime i talk/associate/ or confront these women. i think i am more of just the "obsessive type" then the "stalker guy"
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Psycho.
 
this is not one of my lame jokes. this girl "debbie Carlson" is really kinda cute. she is older than me like 27 and i'm 20. but she is (actually was) really interested in me. we used to talk while we did (she cardio) i would just walk to warm up or warm down. she cleans teeth for a living. but she is not a dentist. she like my teeth ( i'll admit i use those whitening strip things)

but back to the point... you think i should go to her place right now to try to explain myself to her? she asked my why my eyes were dialated and i told her it was because i was snow blinded from shoveling snow all last night.
 
i made up my mind, she is a cool girl so she won't mind me showing up there - even though i never been there before nor does she know i looked up her address online.


should i check on her 1st? like before i knock on the door?

i was thinking of going comando style and crawling around the 3 feet of snow to the back of her place to get a good look. this way i know if she is with another guy or something.

the other thing i could do is bring over some cinnamin ice cream and whipped cream and just tell her i thought she would want to watch the batchlorette show with someone

those are my two option right now.
 
dude you're not serious are you???

first off looking up the laws on stalking shows that you are a stalker.

Second you looked up her address and she doesn't know and you are gonna creep around her house to see if she is with anyone.

I wouldn't be surprised if she maces your ass or calls the cops. Do not go over there psycho or you will ruin it.
 
nothing wrong with a little stalkin here and there.

hell, nothin wrong with a little forced induction, if i shall say so myself. bend the bitch over and pork her on the treadmill if she's givin ya a hard time! ;)
 
OXANDRIN said:
2. there were so many people there and they were using everything i wanted.
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That is because after watching you fall off the treadmill, they were afraid you would hang yourself doing cable cross overs or get a hernia on the thigh master.
 
ok i went to her house.... it went just "ok" not as good as i would have liked but i made up some ground.

i decided to go with the straight forward ringing the doorbell thing. she looked out the window to the side and she must not have recognized me (or at least at 1st this is what i thought). you know - she looked out at me standing there and she walked away not opening the door. i blame this on the darkness she probably thought it was someone selling vacume cleaners or something, although i wasn't wearing a shirt and tie.

then i went back to my car and called her. she didn't pick up she must have gone into the shower or something. maybe she doesn't have call waiting and she was one the phone with a friend long distance.
well.... anyway i don't think i really made things better but i'm happy to know she didn't have another guy over there. that was comforting and made my trip over there (about 10 mins) well worth it
 
What exercise are you needing clamps for in the power rack? You's an uncoordinated mafucka, ain't ya. You got to coordinate(mushroom belt, mushroom coat linin', mushroom shirt).
 
OXANDRIN said:
should i make an appointment to get my teeth cleaned at the place she works? then maybe she'll talk to me
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I hope your kiding bro. If not, back off. If she is interested, she'll talk to you...maybe.
 
supersizeme said:
What exercise are you needing clamps for in the power rack? You's an uncoordinated mafucka, ain't ya. You got to coordinate(mushroom belt, mushroom coat linin', mushroom shirt).
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squats, i use the clamps cause one time i got a cramp in my hamstring and i didn't have one on and a plate slid off and broke the mirror. the other one almost go my foot. i was going heavy that set too. they were "5" lbers
 
Fuck the bitch. Get a porno and jack off. You'll be over her in 45 seconds. And if the urge comes back, repeat excersise as many times as needed.
 
OXANDRIN said:



squats, i use the clamps cause one time i got a cramp in my hamstring and i didn't have one on and a plate slid off and broke the mirror. the other one almost go my foot. i was going heavy that set too. they were "5" lbers
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You should've had a spotter if you were going that heavy.
On a serious note, how did you manage to keep the see-saw effect from happening when that plate slid off(assuming you're talking about a 45 plate)?
 
supersizeme said:


You should've had a spotter if you were going that heavy.
On a serious note, how did you manage to keep the see-saw effect from happening when that plate slid off(assuming you're talking about a 45 plate)?
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it was actually 225, i lost one play and the bar kinda leaned hard to the other side (with the 2 plates on it) and they hit the ground the bar kind rolled off my back as i went face 1st reaching for the cramp which made me scream like a little bitch getting raped
 
WizKid25 said:
Who wants to take bets on if and when he'll be arrested?
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bro they can arrest me, DA's love me and they never follow through with the charges and magistrates- i got those guys figured out too
 
EVen if this is a joke, which I hope it is I think you got some problems bro, i amin my early 20's as well, grow the fuck up, your brining down our age group image. :o
 
Darko said:
EVen if this is a joke, which I hope it is I think you got some problems bro, i amin my early 20's as well, grow the fuck up, your brining down our age group image. :o
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bro i got rejected by a 17 year old a few weeks before this...but things are looking better between us the whole "stalk her till she falls in love with you" technique seems to be working
 
bro honeslty i dont see what her deal is

usually by this time that chik and i wood be doin coke in her bathroom while i pore beer on her tits and then lick off whil the hole time im doin one leg body weghit squats LIT UP

bro how big are you in the chest and arms cuz mabe thats part of the problem
 
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